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self-conscious teenaged provincial-cosmopolitan

disappointment island
Joined December 2025
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haiku by a robot
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Art should kill everyone on earth
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Continental philosophers get mad when people use mathematical terms correctly, you are only supposed to use them incorrectly as obscure metaphors to illustrate your sophistication
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STEMoids love to use arbitrary in such a way that riles up those who don't know how it's used in maths, so they can posture as geniuses. It's truly sociopathic.
There is nothing special about books. You can become arbitrarily smart without ever reading a book
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(of course, I say this affectionately)
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my coworker and I are simultaneously entering flow state as we read some bullshit on the clock #zen
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virtually trying on Dark Academia Bluey glasses rn
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Date idea: We visit the Aegean sea and you shout "is Alexander alive?" and I answer "he lives and reigns and conquers the world".
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just enrolled in uni and selected papers for my first semester
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The only continental philosophy professor there is a Husserl scholar
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Literal poetry
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A lot of my teenage angst about being a woman was built around the assumption that if I were a man, my father would see me as my own person, when in fact he just has little to no interest in other minds. Now I do have compassion for misanthropes, but I despise them.
My mother is the breadwinner and my father has no theory of mind for me
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I reject the idea of me having ‘daddy issues’ on the principle that the issue does not lie with me
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My mother is the breadwinner and my father has no theory of mind for me
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two boomerisms we must bring back: 'rumanian', 'the Ukraine'
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Stephen Hawking is dead. Stephen Hawking has not kept up with modern developments in philosophy, particularly metaphysics.
"Philosophy is dead. Philosophy has not kept up with modern developments in science, particularly physics." - Stephen Hawking
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i’m thinking entirely in the juxtaposition of images now. Big, juicy, red apple. The Blue Mosque. A particularly yonic snake's mouth. ohh yeah,, who needs a girl and a gun?
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I never realised that the Butlerian Jihad was an actual crusade in the Dune books... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dune:_…
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женщина -- тоже человек
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