@corietjohnson

Dominant conversationalist

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Joined July 2011
  • Tweets25.7K
  • Following1.7K
  • Followers15.7K
Dad just learned about Hot Ones
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Phew! Conversation Safely Steered to Movies
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Phy@hambuhodoOct 22
Nathan: Do you understand why this is funny? Elizabeth: He's embarrassed because the banner doesn't look the way he wanted it to and his friend is yelling at him? Nathan: Sorta. He wore leather pants and they burst, and now his penis is out on Queen Street
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chris
@1vysaursOct 18
babe are u okay? you barely fed our confusing bond today
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It is my 31st birthday and I luv my friends
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ً@ImAVeteran_Oct 15
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i love when youre allowed to cook stuff with the saucepan lid on like bye 👋 i dont really like tweeting its more of a compulsion
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up late at night, horny as fuck, googling “rothko paintings near me”
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Missing the fuck out of her rn
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🂱@laylologyOct 8
Kinda strange to be a straight guy and a Libra. But it happens all the time
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IF YOU SEE DA POLICE PARAMOUNT, A SKYDANCE COMPANY
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ѕєиɪ@zalatwiccOct 5
i fantasize about asking you questions
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Ariyanka@gimmeakitheOct 3
Coming home dr*nk n playing w my grannies reborns>
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Buck@Buck36043BuckOct 1
You could probably Waterboard a lot of Information out of me. I have a Very low tolerance for Discomfort
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my adult younger brother got so excited by the My Name is Earl reference in Primetime we had to step outside the theater with him to calm him down
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Don’t make me drive alone!!!!
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faglet5@faglet5Sep 29
“10 likes isnt a lot” i miss you. i think ill miss you forever
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(After sexting) Okay now be honest with me. How much of you cumming was simply because you were jacking off, and how much would you say was because of the power of my written word?
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to manage your feeble attempts, tap My Attempts > Feeble
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I wasn’t around when I was 21. I’d love to show you a photograph of myself at 21 but I wasn’t around
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Merp@LabubumoneySep 25
Vyvanse make you productive as fuck if you got smoking 14 cigarettes and jerking off in the shower 14 times due by midnight!!!!!!!
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