mayor of roswell

Joined February 2024
I’m undergoing a medical procedure to have all memories of UAP wiped from my mind.
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ultimatum time. if uap aren't going to reveal themselves then they need to go home. we’re done with this toxic dynamic.
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who’s he gonna hire next? terrence howard?
My guess is it sounds like Rep. Eric Burlison is bringing UAP Gerb onto his congressional staff soon.
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cosmicfauxpas retweeted
NEW Neither Confirm Nor Deny 👁️⃤ @TannerFBoyle1 and @bpleasies join me to kick off a recurring series where I explore the parapolitics of The X-Files. We start with "Jose Chung's From Outer Space" and dive into the Men in Black and Jolly West's interest in alien abductions.
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I hope he gets the fucking job. we deserve to be led by a bald man who claims he made love to a UAP while flying a helicopter. we deserve this. we deserve every second of this UAP humiliation ritual. we’re all cucked. this is who we are now.
Is Jake Barber about to get a job at @RepEricBurlison office? UFO Disclosure is about to take an unexpected turn….👽🛸
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we’ve been fucked 7 times this year. fucked in the ass for each tranche. newsnation can eat shit. lue can eat shit. jay strapon can eat shit. Im getting wasted tonight. see y’all tomorrow.
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they’re fucking us. this is the end of ufology. we had a good run. I’m going to the bar.
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ethan klein cheated on hila. this is bigger news than tranche 7. sorry.
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pinging the flight attendant “sorry to bother you mam but have you ever seen anything weird in the sky”
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tomorrow could be the biggest day in UAP history. prayers up.
I'm hearing rumors of something tomorrow, no clue what
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cool story pal but we’re not taking anymore green berets in ufology for the foreseeable future. try again 3-4 years.
"He Was a Green Beret in a Secret UFO Program. Now He's Talking."
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The Turin shroud, brought to life by AI
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I’m proud to announce that I too have been jacked off by the knights Templar
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sorry man got no change
Luigi Vendittelli, the man behind the Bob Lazar "S4" documentary, is working on a new Travis Walton documentary. Luigi & Travis have been friends for many years...
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having a custom jay stratton voodoo doll made. just need a strand of his hair and a piece of cloth from one of his suits.
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movie idea: a teenager gets recruited by an eccentric scientist who uses a UAP to send him back to 1955 where he accidentally prevents his parents from meeting and has to get them to fall in love or risk erasing himself from existence.
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flying tomorrow and got a window seat. going to attempt the first ever livestream uap watch from 32,000 feet. nobody else is doing this
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hey hey, ho ho, psionic assets have got to go
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