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Mediocre fisherman • Seabee • Trying to retire before 60 •

Gulf of Mexico
Joined February 2017
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I don't know. Kind of seems like the guy who only promises Federal disaster relief assistance may be more divisive than the guy who calls him out for it.
No one — NO ONE — has done more to divide the American people than this POS. Almost every problem we have in American politics can be traced to this scumbag’s time in office. I am glad his museum looks like a garbage can, because that is how Hussein Obama will be remembered.
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GUESS WHICH ONE WASNT CALLED HOLDING 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Heist At The Hard Rock!
1. it wasn’t a hold on the first FSU TD 2. FSU player has 2 hands on ball while down but ball is in lap of Miami player, who doesn’t actually appear to have both hands on the ball simultaneous possession?
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Dagwood retweeted
The last team we saw get robbed as bad as Florida State did tonight was Florida State
I’ve never seen a team robbed the way Florida State was just robbed
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Dagwood retweeted
ABSOLUTE DISGRACE: Another video shows one of the most ridiculous holding penalties you will ever see. The Florida State offensive lineman had perfect technique and did exactly what he was taught. This should NEVER have been called holding. THE REFS:
🚨🚨BREAKING: ABSOLUTE ROBBERY🚨🚨 FOOTAGE OF THE CONTROVERSIAL HOLDING CALL AGAINST FLORIDA STATE ON 4TH-AND-21 IN DOUBLE OVERTIME AGAINST NO. 3 MIAMI. THIS PENALTY SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN CALLED. FLORIDA STATE GOT ABSOLUTELY SCREWED BY THE REFS. 😳😳
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Norvell should be fired just for not kicking those field goals, alone.
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Jimbo would've kicked those field goals instead of going for it on 4th and 5
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Look at all these Democrats
Democrats started slavery. Republicans ended slavery. Democrats are literally the definition of racist..
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I am officially apologizing to the people I mocked over the years because they claimed lizard people in skin suits ran the government. Sorry bro🦎
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Damn... Phil's genes are strong.
Who would have thought Bam Margera would be landing this in 2026?
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Hey @Nike and @DICKS… If you’re wondering why y’all’s quarterly earnings stunk and your stock is getting pummeled… This might be one of the reasons… I’m on a business trip and forgot to bring a simple workout T-shirt. I found a Dicks Sporting goods store close to me, walked in and headed for the Nike athletic wear section. I picked it up and looked on the price tag…. $60. Sixty bucks!? For a simple. One color, polyester t-shirt. Y’all….It’s a T-SHIRT. A cheap, little polyester t-shirt that cost you around $5 for some 12 year old kid in Vietnam to make. For context. I make a pretty good living. Money isn’t a huge concern for my wife and I. I saw that price and asked the sales lady if it was a mistake. She said it wasn’t. I walked out the door. It’s a Nike T-shirt. Not a Ralph Lauren Polo or some higher end brand. Here’s the crazier part. I drove down the street to @Dillards and guess what the non discounted Ralph Lauren Polo T-shirt’s were? $55. Maybe it’s just me. But you’re NIKE. There’s no way…I mean NO WAY, I’m buying a polyester t-shirt for $60.
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Please, God, let Trump say something stupid about Dolly. The world needs his political career to be over.
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What's the problem?
22½ years of home inspections and this is still a first. Nice Cypress neighborhood. Clean lawns. Expensive cars. Then you open the side gate… A fully working toilet. Sitting outside. In the grass. With its own vent stack. They even plumbed it correctly. I don’t even know what to say. What are we doing out here?
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Ahh, yes... the ancient Mediterranean where only one race existed.
This trend where every movie has to feature people of all races—even historical films set in places where only one race existed—is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen in cinema.
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You're wrong. There were no helmets.
We weren’t raised. We were released into the neighborhood with a bike, a questionable helmet, and a “be home before dark. Tell me I’m wrong 😂
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Well... yeah.
The giant Trojan Horse in The Odyssey will reportedly have soldiers inside, according to recent script leaks.
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So, in other fully predictable news, Iran still stands.
US fighter jets have already taken off for the airstrike. NOW OR NEVER. Tonight will be Iran’s last night. Pray for the US Army.
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Not only that, he's the shithead who let Trump off the hook after the Jan 6 insurrection. In fact, he's likely *the person* most responsible for the danger our Republic currently faces.
Mitch McConnell will forever be remembered as the douchebag who refused to even consider to confirm a normal Supreme Court Judge. Fuck him.
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Canadian Seinfeld 😂
Well this was fun little rabbit hole to get into.
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We need to recognize that parents are individuals with their own strengths, weaknesses, personalities. The fun loving dad who throws a ball around with the kids and is high physical energy is great. The philosophical dad who reads and thinks a lot and has amazing insight to share is great. The detail oriented and dutiful dad who makes sure nice meals are provided, bedtime is observed, and kids get taught a long list of practical things is great. The laid back and funny dad who makes everyone laugh and keeps their family from stressing out too much with fun trips or activities or jokes is great. The nerd dad who can geek out on lots of topics with their kids and help them learn to tinker and think a certain way is great. The simple pleasures dad who is a wife man, loves taking pictures of the kids, digging into lasagna, and plans a weekly family game night is great. The brilliant dad who has passed on very unique genetics and is unlike other dads for better or worse, is great. Assuming we're talking about a good man who cares for, loves, and protects his family, they're all great. We have to stop wanting people to be one way or just like us. (What a horrifying prospect.)
I have zero tolerance for dads who show up on vacation, immediately crack and cold one, and then spend hours observing the fun their kids are having from a chair instead of being a part of it. You can choose numbness or you can choose to make memories. You don't get the time back.
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