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Dracula’s gay cousin | I LOVE #BEEFLEAF | 🔞 and gay as hell | art + wwm + danmei

Beefleaf Hell
Joined January 2021
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authors tweeting snippets of fic they would've posted already if ao3 worked
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Me with pei shui (peiming x Shi wudu) like what… omg… your mind is so big brained..
First hearing about a ship I’ve never considered
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He xuan you fake idgaf-er I saw you repairing that fan when you could have just given him a random one. What’s in there huh? Your ashes? Gay ass fish
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It’s good that shi wudu’s statues are beheaded. He can’t see, can’t hear, and can’t speak about beefleaf post canon. A kiss can happen in front of the statue and he will never find out lmao
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beefleaf has gone through 30 rebirth and is now married in my mind... I took you for granted ao3 please come back soon
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BEEFLEAF!
“clichés are boring” me when two characters are making out and list the reasons why they shouldn’t be doing this in between kisses
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Dude imagine SQX being all whiny and saying “Xiong” in that drawn out way. Yeah no wonder he xuan barely talked and acted annoyed, he’s fighting a mind boner as we speak
beefleaf nation struck absolute gold
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Beef…beefleaf
“clichés are boring" me when the grumpy character slowly lets their walls down and falls for the sunshine who makes their world brighter
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Omg BEEFLEAF BEEFLEAF @gladiolus_cwa HELLO YOUR FIC
“cliches are boring” when they have TWO beds but one of them gets a nightmare
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ESPECIALLY WITH BEEFLEAF
"cliches are boring" Me when they first kiss and the innitator pulls aways and starts to apologise but the other one just kisses them harder
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beefleaf nation struck absolute gold
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Was thinking of funny safe words. Imagine screaming HALT!! while doing it
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Headcanon that he xuan gets cuteness aggression towards Qingxuan. Which they don’t know if it’s because they hate them or love them (it’s both) but he goes for hate because it’s easier to digest
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“…those who haven't hand-washed clothes think laundry is easy; those who haven't mopped the floor a few times don't know the backache and soreness that follow. They completely fail to understand that creation is no different from labor…”
从ao3维护事件就能看出,不创作的人自带的一种傲慢,就像我不种地分不清水稻和小麦。没进过厨房觉得做饭简单,没亲手洗过衣服觉得洗衣服轻松,没脱过几次地不知道拖地之后的腰酸背痛。他们完全不明白创作和劳动无异,不体谅不共情,因为能轻而易举的看到这些优秀的作品,成本太低,让他们根本无法尊重
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the blatant propaganda that's been happening online to demonize indians/south asians is so upsetting & now with the ao3[.]life incident they're trying to desensitize even the relatively progressive online demographic to indian hate as well? What even is going on
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Yeah bro “ganesh” from “india” stole ur ao3 fics. In 22 years of my life i’ve never met a ganesh. + no avg guy in india knows ao3. No TECH guy from india gives a fuck about ao3 enough to get into their database. Sure whatever bro
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THATS WHAT IM THINKING
"Ganesh from India" >Uses 126,592 instead of 1,26,592 Most American post ever
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ARTISTS IS IT ETHICAL TO TRACE OVER YOUR OWN ART?!???
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I did one good side profile and never again. LMAO
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