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spaghetti jones ππ§©π¦ retweeted
one time i was hooking up w a guy in my bed and he was like what is this and pulled out a tiny blond wig from under him and i had to tell him it was a wig for my cat who i dressed up as rosemary from rosemaryβs baby for halloween
spaghetti jones ππ§©π¦ retweeted
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day
Teach a man to Magic the Gathering and you financially ruin him for the rest of his life
spaghetti jones ππ§©π¦ retweeted
i am so patriotic for my country (the great lakes region) (just the ones that touch lake michigan) (not indiana)
spaghetti jones ππ§©π¦ retweeted
we are workshopping a new New York scary guy. his name is Halloween Hal. he lives in the basement of the Capitol Building and is a Libra.
pls let us know what you think. thank you.
spaghetti jones ππ§©π¦ retweeted
BREAKING: Detroit Red Wings trade Dylan Larkin to The Fog. The fog is coming. The fog is coming
spaghetti jones ππ§©π¦ retweeted
*paws at you* I will take Ser Duncan's side
*paws at you* I will take Ser Duncan's side
*paws at you* I will take Ser Duncan's side
*paws at you* I will take Ser Duncan's side
*paws at you* I will take Ser Duncan's side
*paws at you* I will take Ser Duncan's side



































