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Melbourne, Victoria
Joined August 2021
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Captain Johnno retweeted
Clearly trying to boost her up after the demolition in Senate Estimates by @DavidShoebridge Frankly, I'd settle for her telling the truth to the Royal Commission
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Captain Johnno retweeted
The fact Jillian Segal waited til after her Senate appearance this week before releasing an updated report with further crackdown measures on Universities and public freedoms, after already being caught lying at the antisemitism RC, is an absolute disgrace and she must be sacked.
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FOX "News": Why are you here? "There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front" 🤣💀
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Captain Johnno retweeted
If a Jewish woman has a child with a non Jewish man, the child isn’t half Jewish, it’s still 100% Jewish. So how can Judaism be an ethnicity?
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Captain Johnno retweeted
'The Australian' tried a gotcha on new Greens leader David Shoebridge and it didn't go as planned 😎
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Captain Johnno retweeted
Dear Senator Henderson @SenSHenderson we still await your response to antisemitism claims
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Captain Johnno retweeted
Listening to Trump's own words, it all makes sense: without fail, every MAGA-Republican convention ends with Grindr crashing.
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Captain Johnno retweeted
Barnaby Joyce wants to scrap the climate change department 🙄 Albanese says he'll back the science over One Nation, and Barnaby looks embarrassed when reminded that he supported renewables in government. "He was right then, and he's wrong now" #auspol #qt
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She asks stupid questions and when challenged gets defensive. This is why she rarely attends estimates. After 30yrs in and out of various parliaments, you’d think she’d have some knowledge. Apparently not.
Pauline Hanson incoherently demands her claim that 94% of multicultural grants went to Labor seats be validated—then completely self-destructs when asked for a source. Watt: “I’m not sure where those figures came from. Have you calculated that yourself?” 🤣 Trainwreck.
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Captain Johnno retweeted
David Shoebridge calls out Jillian Segal after she admits she failed due diligence with CAM—hosts of the antisemitism summit she’s speaking at—as Shoebridge reveals CAM awarded a racist US Republican who called for Gaza to "overflow with blood” Who is she partnering with? 🚩
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Captain Johnno retweeted
The price of electricity in Victoria’s state grid was lower than every other major economy for the first nine months of 2026, according to Rystad Energy. This will be devastating news for those who insist the exact opposite is happening.
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Captain Johnno retweeted
The “only democracy in the Middle East”. Rabbi Jeff has even taught me more about Israel’s evil.
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Captain Johnno retweeted
Did Hell Freeze Over? Mark Kenny on #Insiders correctly points out it's not just Social Media that's to blame for Hate Speech, it's also the 'traditional' media. Murdoch (not named 🙁) has a long tradition of angertainment. #auspol #journalism #HateSpeech #HelenHaines
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Captain Johnno retweeted
Meghan Markle is getting more heat for being the daughter of an alleged paedophile than (Prince) Andrew got for actually being the alleged paedophile.
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Captain Johnno retweeted
Thank you to Lighter Footprints for putting on last night’s candidates forum. It was disappointing that Jess Wilson didn’t turn up. She is the local member for Kew and the Leader of the Opposition, and the people in that room were her constituents. Showing up to answer questions from the community is a basic part of the job, especially five weeks out from an election. One thing stuck with me from the conversations afterwards. Quite a few people told me they weren’t sure what the Upper House is, and several thought I was running for the Senate. Fair enough, nobody teaches this stuff. So here’s the short version: the Senate is federal. Victoria has its own Upper House, the Legislative Council, and it reviews every law the state government wants to pass. On 28 November you get two ballot papers: a small one for your local MP in the Lower House, and a large one for the Legislative Council. I’m on the large one, for Southern Metropolitan Region. Independents in the Upper House aren’t there to block things for the sake of it. We’re there to read the fine print, ask the questions and make sure whoever forms government is held to account. That’s what I’ll be doing if you send me there.
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Captain Johnno retweeted
Who else would bother to disclose a dozen eggs… …gifted (from his new chooks) by a grateful constituent… …nine months after he lost everything to the black summer bushfires. An untold story sitting silently in her parliamentary register. aph.gov.au/-/media/03_Senato…
Replying to @po1983
I love that for you 🥰 It seems every time I speak to someone in Indi, they tell me a story of how @helenhainesindi helped them. My favourite disclosures register entry was Helen Haines declaring a dozen eggs from a family of Black Summer Bushfire survivors she had helped.
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Captain Johnno retweeted
Gotcha. SMH’s Callum Jaspan catches the News Corp tabloids stealing ch7’s scoop on the Helen Haines attack.
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Better than Elon’s bullshit flying car.
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