Just another armchair architect retweeted
Who are you and why are you so handsome?
-I'm Solid Snake, and I'm your clone.
My clone? How?
-Remember when you donated all that blood, semen, and hair in 1977?
Yes
Well the Patriots intercepted that package and cloned me from the saliva you used to seal the envelope.
Just another armchair architect retweeted
“The Simpsons” was a beloved animated sitcom that ran for ten legendary seasons and concluded in 1999. The show was celebrated for what was widely perceived as a near perfect run that wrapped before it wore out its concept and overstayed its welcome.
Creator Matt Groening and showrunner James L. Brooks famously decided to bring the show to a conclusion after experiencing the negative audience reaction to the season 9 episode “The Principal and the Pauper,” in which it was revealed that the school’s principal was actually an impostor who had stolen the real Seymour Skinner’s identity. Brooks did not want to sully the show’s legacy by doing a bunch of weird episodes as the franchise slid into mediocrity and cultural irrelevance, so the writers and cast decided instead to go out on top and end things on a high note.
However, because of its centrality in 90s pop culture, a long-running Internet joke is to pretend “The Simpsons” is still on the air, a premise that gets more absurd and deranged with each passing year. If this show were still producing new episodes, it would be in its 38th season now, and most of the voice cast would be in their 80s.
The joke is to imagine how distorted this charming show would have become if it had been stretched out to more than 800 episodes. Comedy posters on “weird Twitter” used to try to top each other by making up terrible ideas for what modern episodes of the show might be like.
For example, a viral 2012 tweet imagined an episode where Lady Gaga helps Lisa Simpson with her self esteem. In 2019, popular shitposter Megan Amram originated the premise of Bart Simpson becoming a men’s rights activist to protest a gender-swapped reboot of “Itchy and Scratchy.”
But perhaps the most elaborate Internet “Simpsons” joke was a 2017 YouTube mockumentary “The Problem With Apu,” in which the comedian Hari Kondabolu ironically pretended to be offended by the charming and innocuous convenience store owner character Apu.
Everyone thought this was hilarious, especially since the show had been off the air for nearly two decades when the mockumentary was released. So, Twitter ran with the joke by pretending to “cancel” Apu, and the viral gag memorably resulted in the character’s voice actor, Hank Azaria, recognizing the meme by promising never to perform the character again, which everybody thought was really funny since Azaria had been retired for years.
Now, nearly a decade later, fans are pretending that the show — which has now been off the air longer than most people tweeting about it have been alive— has brought back the “cancelled” character with a new racially-appropriate voice actor.
I actually don’t think this is that funny, and I kind of think the gag of pretending “The Simpsons” is still airing new episodes has overstayed its welcome, a mistake the actual show “The Simpsons” would never have made.
If you haven’t seen this 1990s classic, which — and I cannot emphasize this enough — ended after 10 seasons in 1999, you can watch all the episodes on Disney+ (except the one with Michael Jackson that got pulled from streaming).
Just another armchair architect retweeted
I voted for Trump
People need to realize that millions of Americans didn't suddenly wake up and decide to have "tRuMp dErAnGeMeNt sYnDrOmE" or "bEcOmE dEmOcRaTs"
In fact, all my criticisms of Trump are from the right
Promised DOGE / fiscal sanity, we got even BIGGER spending than Biden and Obama
Promised No New Wars, gave us more wars
Promised Mass Deportations and secure border, gave us few deportations but delivered a secure border (the latter being his greatest achievement)
Promised to support MAHA movement gave us glyphosate immunity
Promised to Drain the Swamp instead defended the Epstein class
I am disappointed because I love America, Trump has been an objective failure and betrayal, and he is on the verge of handing the government back to the psychopath Leftists
We are on the precipice of economic disaster, and our very nation might cease to exist on the path we are headed... but I guess it's cool as long as you change the name of a lake and gulf
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Replying to @gatewaypundit
Tucker’s right, we should all be against using nukes to start World War 3. That’s just common sense
As a J6er who gave up everything for Trump it hurts that I had to come up with this list. But I put a lot of thought into it.
-We’ve gotten into another pointless foreign war costing the lives of 18 Americans and thousands of civilians, including 180 school girls. Trump’s number one campaign promise in 2024 was “no new wars”. He said it 260 times on the campaign trail.
-Not a single one of Epstein’s clients have been charged and are still running DC, he told us to move on despite his own DOJ admitting thousands of children were raped.
-His administration has refused to charge the officers who murdered 4 unarmed protesters on January 6th or any of the people who hunted me and 1,500 other Americans down. The Prosecutors that were listed on J6 cases were promoted, with only a handful being fired. Despite our pardon the Deepstate will almost certainly come after us again if they aren’t arrested for their crimes.
-he openly pushed for warrantless spying on Americans by asking Congress to pass FISA 702, even though he admits Obama used it to spy on his campaign in 2016 (another crime Obama was never held accountable for)
-he still promotes the deadly Covid vaccine and takes credit for funding it, despite it killing hundreds of thousands of Americans. Just this week the FDA announced approval for another one. (How are we able to make excuses for that?) These are real people dying who have children and families.
- he’s targeted his closest allies and people that helped him get elected including his own supporters like Tucker, MTG and Massie for saying these things and wanting him to do more to stop the deepstate. While simultaneously embracing deepstate hacks and neocons like Lindsay Graham and Markwayne McMullen (his new Dhs secretary that hugged the officer who killed Ashley Babbitt and thanked him for his service)
-he pushed massive spending bills like the big beautiful bill, which sent billions of dollars to the deep state, including funding for transgender operations for minors and billions in foreign aid. Causing our already destroyed economy to get worse. (This is despite the fact that Republicans control congress and the White House.)
-Gas is 4.50 dollars a gallon and climbing because of this war that he promised he wouldn’t get us in.
-he already had 4 years to make deepstate arrests and didn’t, despite promising to arrest Hillary Clinton at his very first debate in 2016 and to drain the swamp.
-he keeps saying that it’s only Democrats in the Epstein files, but then says it’s a hoax and refuses to charge any of them. Which means he’s essentially enabling the democrats harm of children.
I can name about 100 other reasons why President Trump is not doing a good job. However I will say I don’t believe he’s doing any of this because he wants to… it’s because he’s being held hostage by the deepstate. They made it clear that they will kill him if he gets out of line, so he’s decided to start complying instead of fighting back like he was when he first ran.
I still pray for his success and that he will get the courage that he used to have, but I’m not going to deny these very real facts in order to defend a politician who has failed at saving our country.
Just another armchair architect retweeted
I’ve basically lost all interest in US politics.
The Republicans are truly useless.
We have every branch of government right now and can’t even pass Voter ID.
I am really over it.
Just another armchair architect retweeted
Many police are defending Flock cameras & other AI tools saying, “It makes our job easier.”
News flash: Your job isn’t supposed to be EASY! It’s supposed to be restrained, heavy, and encumbered by the burden of proof, probable cause, the presumption of innocence, and always subject to OUR civil liberties!!!
A free society is not about making things convenient for the state, it’s about protecting the individual FROM the state. So many people have forgotten this.
I'd rather be surrounded by chainsmoking alcoholics than stoners.
Sorry, been in both situations. They're simply less irritating.
Just another armchair architect retweeted
The police aren’t the ones building your prison, they’re hiring your neighbors who are happily building your prison.
Somewhere in Idaho:
Just another armchair architect retweeted
The GOP is a disaster. The Republican Party hijacked MAGA, pretended to be America First and MAHA, and then sold us all out.
Then Trump rubber stamped the entire con job while taking checks from literally everyone.
America First needs to go 1776 on the Neocon Epstein controlled Republican Party and MAHA needs to burn the bridge to the fucking ground.
Just another armchair architect retweeted
The United States Congress doesn’t want to attach voter ID laws to the NDAA bill but wants to include merging parts of the U.S. military with Israel’s military?
Lobbyists have swallowed our government alive & they’re literally selling us out to a foreign nation.
Just another armchair architect retweeted
The two party political system in America is designed and functions to divide 99% of Americans so you see each other as the enemy and refuse to work together to overthrow the real enemy which are the elites, who game the system to enrich themselves, hold the power, and enslave the 99% in debt slavery with few ladders to climb out.
If the 99% would break free from the prison of the two party mindset, then the 99% will defeat the elites who have built the political prison.
The two party system has enslaved you in $40 trillion in debt, will bankrupt Social Security and Medicare by 2032, and is ruining the value of the dollar you work so hard to earn.
It’s madness.
Replying to @RepDonBacon @MackCumhail
If the Constitution requires destruction of the American people then it's time for it to go.
You can call me a traitor for that take, but then so is Jefferson so I'll be in good company.
Just another armchair architect retweeted
Birthright Citizenship was written for freed slaves, NOT the anchor babies of illegals.
Pass it on.
Just another armchair architect retweeted
Absolutely pathetic.
How long before all the Trump dicksuckers like Gunther Eagleman start talking about how this was a "good outcome"?
Republicans are Democrats driving slightly below the speed limit, nothing more.
Fucking gutless cowards.
Just another armchair architect retweeted
A city in Oregon was forced to permanently remove its Flock cameras after an audit found that federal agencies had access to the system.
The audit revealed that two federal agencies could access the data, including the ability to search the broader network of license plate records for up to six months.
Flock cameras are used as a mass surveillance tool under the guise of public safety.
Just another armchair architect retweeted
Iryna could have been your daughter.
Henry could have been your son.






























