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aka Dave, of indeterminate age and whimsically variable geolocation. composer of pillow-biter sonnets, alpha sugardaddy ceo, magnet guru, and friend to berries

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Joined April 2016
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Replying to @justberryfornow
@justberryfornow made my bio for me the story of being called Dave below 👇
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👁️👁️🫲-----------🫱 hmmmm #Vartisty #FernArt
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Ao3 fic of the day while it's down. 🕹️🍻❤️‍🔥, inspired by the time they made a carrot in meccha chameleon. No carrots were used or harmed. ellipsus.com/read/6dAmrcQePA…
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Ao3 fic of the day while it's down. Paperboat 🍻⛩️, the only one to exist (?) ellipsus.com/read/5Fc4gUXpJD…
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here's all the arts without the meter btw
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OKAY these are the cards I am wanting to trade!!! I am honestly just looking for Gale only. More specifically if it has a fun message!!! (could be from older runs too bc I didn’t get any cards from the last like 2 Gale was in) #fspsnaptrade
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Marcos De la Rosa 🎲🌹 #BobRosco #Zomnail if u want shrugs
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Ao3 fic of the day while it's down. Deathwish, the one 🕹️ decided to read a bit of on stream and made me buy a M&G ticket just to be like girl what's up. The first one I wrote. ellipsus.com/read/42mfYP0xrq…
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Will be deleted when AO3 is back up!
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💜 the tragicomedy of paperboat 💛 sullen shiki & goofy gale by @kaiishakuu!!! #GaleGallery #Katagallery
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#cendart howl mlem ☁️
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hehe, I still love it so much that I listen to it over and over😎✨ #Bobrosco #Ryzartz #galeGallery
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Ao3 drop of the day, I'm dedicated to making the dumbest summaries. Varis/Solan, please don't stick that doll up his ass. No, Solan, you can't get child support for a plant. (fun fact, there's a 3rd chapter in my WIPs) ellipsus.com/read/5HgSwt1zQW…
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As always, will be deleted when ao3 pops up back.
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#pipsclips Chat is a term of endearment...ah ha haaa 🤠
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welcome to ravamart! 🙂‍↕️ here’s a few highlights of this hilariously chaotic collab lmao full vid: youtu.be/EoSO628oblg #Clipdari #Zendclips #Blazen4K #Nayuseeme
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Something something brat something something tamer- uh anyways ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶꒱ა #VarShipHemlock #Fernship
Time to try smth silly while 🕸️🪙 boss is on vacation :P #VarShipHemlock
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Ao3 fic of the day while it's down, had to dig deep in the archives for this one. Goldlust, 🍻 is sexy sacrificed to demon prince ♈️. 🍻 is completely human, uh huh, yep, 100% (lying) ellipsus.com/read/GJPTznh6e1…
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This will deleted when ao3 is back up! And pardon any mistakes, I usually edit after I publish so I can read it with everyone else lmao
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