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Big Structural Rage

@craftgasm

Crafter, nerd, intersectional feminist. 📮📬✉🗳 Help me buy stamps to send more #PostcardsToVoters: https://teapawt.org/t.co/up0Z5y6Qiw

 Washington, DC
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Joined January 2009
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OK, I made it. teapawt.org/ShopAnalog/status/1351…
Analog (@ShopAnalog) profile pictureAnalog@ShopAnalog20 Jan 2021
Me at every winter craft fair:
A photo of Bernie Sanders sitting in a folding chair in comically oversized mittens at Joe Biden's Inauguration is superimposed onto a photo of my craft fair booth from last winter.

ALT A photo of Bernie Sanders sitting in a folding chair in comically oversized mittens at Joe Biden's Inauguration is superimposed onto a photo of my craft fair booth from last winter.

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Friends, if you see the SusMo box bike out and about please let us know. It was stolen tonight in the Courthouse neighborhood. – at Arlington, VA
Image from Sustainable Mobility for Arlington County (@susmoarlington)
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bUt wHaT aBoUt sCofFlAw bIcYCliSts aNd sCoOtErs?!?!?!
BeyondDC (@beyonddc) profile pictureBeyondDC@beyonddc14 Dec 2023
A huge bull somehow got onto the tracks at Newark Penn Station today. No not Wichita, not Topeka... Newark, New Jersey! nbcnewyork.com/news/weird/bu…
No bull! Bovine on tracks at Newark Penn Station disrupts NJ Transit

No bull! Bovine on tracks at Newark Penn Station disrupts NJ Transit

New Jersey commuters had an exceptional start to their days when a bull on the tracks of Newark’s Penn Station delayed trains by 45 minutes.

nbcnewyork.com
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BeyondDC@beyonddc13 Nov 2023
Many if not all streets that can be closed to cars once/week for a farmers market could probably just be closed to cars all the time.
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I hope the absolute rutabaga of a man driving his TX plated car through DC with a huge custom vinyl sticker proclaiming "J 4 J6" on his back window leaves it unattended for 3 minutes in this city.
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Love living in my third world country where my electricity goes out because of [checks notes] a light rain. 🙃
Screenshot of Pepco website that reads, "your outage status as of 5/29/2023 04:33PM is: Customers affected: 2712 Cause Current Weather Crew Status: No Crew Assigned - outage being evaluated Estimated restoration: 05/29/2023 08:00PM"

ALT Screenshot of Pepco website that reads, "your outage status as of 5/29/2023 04:33PM is: Customers affected: 2712 Cause Current Weather Crew Status: No Crew Assigned - outage being evaluated Estimated restoration: 05/29/2023 08:00PM"

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Is there a worse noise than a child trying to snort back snot and it just rattling around because they refuse they blow their nose? "Tch-tch-tch-tch-tch-tchhhhh [three seconds] Tch-tch-tch-tch-tch-tch-tch-tchhhhhhh!"
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Second time in 6 months I've been rear ended when stopping my car for a pedestrian in the crosswalk. But sure, sCoOteRs aRe tHe pRoBlEm. #visionzero, amirite?
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When the #DCBikeParty ends across the street at bedtime, and there is no chance of your kid falling asleep anytime soon, so you let her go across the street to lose her goddamned mind dancing.
A crowd of people with their bikes, plus a solo little kid in a blue skirt and pink shirt with her hands in the air.

ALT A crowd of people with their bikes, plus a solo little kid in a blue skirt and pink shirt with her hands in the air.

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Aww, the little cute boy next door when we moved here 8 years ago is "girlfriend's dad pounding on the all the doors on the block at 1am" years old now!
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Lol - why would I bother wasting more of my time? I tried to contact you three different ways before putting anyone on blast. I already had to arrange childcare for this just to get disappointed. My tweet has everything you need to know. Fix your own shit.
The Joint Chiropractic (@thejointchiro) profile pictureThe Joint Chiropractic@thejointchiro10 Apr 2023
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Hi there. We are so sorry you are experiencing this. Please email [email protected] as they will be able to assist your needs.
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Scheduled appt at @thejointchiro. Arrived but location is not open yet; called, no ans. Tried to msg corporate; form is broken (won't let me select region, but req's region to send msg). Tried FB msg, but they're set as being in EU despite no office in EU. I give tf up. 0/10☆
Screenshot of a pull down menu with "*region" but my only option is "choose"

ALT Screenshot of a pull down menu with "*region" but my only option is "choose"

When I tried to submit the form from the last screenshot, I got this message. "There were some.problems with your request. Please correct and try again. Errors: Region is required. Clinic is required."

ALT When I tried to submit the form from the last screenshot, I got this message. "There were some.problems with your request. Please correct and try again. Errors: Region is required. Clinic is required."

Screenshot of FB error from when I tried to message them that says "something went wrong. We are currently updating this feature in response to new rules for messaging services in Europe."

ALT Screenshot of FB error from when I tried to message them that says "something went wrong. We are currently updating this feature in response to new rules for messaging services in Europe."

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Shout out to this guy on AirBnB who had the confidence to hang a Klimt canvas like this.
A clean studio kitchenette with two person table. Above the table Gustav Klimt's "The Kiss" is hung on its side.

ALT A clean studio kitchenette with two person table. Above the table Gustav Klimt's "The Kiss" is hung on its side.

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Sidenote: is there a single AirBnB rental that doesn't have a ridic cleaning fee tacked on? They basically increase the nightly price by 50-100%. Hotels just roll that into the rate and are still cheaper.
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Alexandra Petri@petridishes29 Mar 2023
So angry and tired and sad. I hate how much heartbreak this country has been forced to be accustomed to. washingtonpost.com/opinions/…
Opinion | We will stop at nothing to protect the children

Opinion | We will stop at nothing to protect the children

Imagine if students read a banned book, or viewed provocative art, or learned some upsetting history — and then went safely home again? So awful.

washingtonpost.com
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Muskrat to Twitter while smugly causing $100M+ HR catastrophes from his bodyguarded toilet:
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Julian Sanchez@normative4 Mar 2023
If you support home rule, then whether you support specific statutes is irrelevant.
President Biden Archived (@POTUS46Archive) profile picturePresident Biden Archived
@POTUS46Archive2 Mar 2023
I support D.C. Statehood and home-rule – but I don’t support some of the changes D.C. Council put forward over the Mayor’s objections – such as lowering penalties for carjackings. If the Senate votes to overturn what D.C. Council did – I’ll sign it.
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Holy cow this is good. Jon Stewart easily lures a pro-gun/anti-drag queen Republican into a trap…and then blasts him over his blatant, shameless hypocrisy.
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When I moved to Florida, some kids in my middle school would get themselves to school via boat. When that drawbridge next door was stuck open (at least a couple times a year), the boater kids would take walkers across the intracoastal so they could still get home.
Screencap of a Google map showing my middle school on the mainland bordering the intracoastal waterway. A drawbridge connects it to the barrier islands across the water, which have many neighborhoods visible all throughout them before the Gulf of Mexico.

ALT Screencap of a Google map showing my middle school on the mainland bordering the intracoastal waterway. A drawbridge connects it to the barrier islands across the water, which have many neighborhoods visible all throughout them before the Gulf of Mexico.

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BeyondDC@beyonddc2 Mar 2023
They stole this vibrant public space from us so they could rent it out for expensive private events with less hassle. – at Washington, DC
@nicmartinezva.bsky.social (@nicmartinezva) profile picture@nicmartinezva.bsky.social@nicmartinezva28 Feb 2023
Believe it or not this used to be completely full with people on a Tuesday at 10:44 AM. Not just travelers either. Business meetings. Senate staffers out to coffee or early lunch. Remote workers sitting at one of the now shuttered businesses. And yes, travelers waiting for 🚂
Image from @nicmartinezva.bsky.social (@nicmartinezva)
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Why can I report dog park issues to @311DCgov but not playground repair requests or environmental noise issues? There isn't even a "not here? send us an email" option. Ugh.
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