@craneoperator27

@GOODASGOLDGG | @noircollective_ @starcrew

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Joined September 2016
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Film bro drinking a beer: This is the most important beer of the 21st century. It may even be the last beer.
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me to my annoying coworker: yeah you think so? no shit sherlock me under my breath to the boss: yeah obviously sherlock me coming home to my beautiful wife: i love you sherlock
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hahahahahhahahw what the actual fuck
kyle@craneoperator27Oct 22
#nw
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you must obfuscate your penis
wraith@ihavesexwghostsOct 19
⚠️⚠️⚠️ ADVANCED OPSEC METHODS: never buy the same size or brand of condoms. you must obfuscate your penis. they cannot know.
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Bought the cheapest granola in the store and theres no nutrition label and the first ingredient is Love
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i'm never dating again bruh this girl just told me she's from charliequerque, new america
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gold 4 pregame
GOODASGOLD@GoodAsGoldGGOct 19
ALL THAT GLITTERS 2 youtube.com/watch?v=TXO2ZCvP…

ALL THAT GLITTERS 2

just checked the time its trane time yet again #tranetime Gold 4 S...

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ALL THAT GLITTERS 2 youtube.com/watch?v=TXO2ZCvP…

ALL THAT GLITTERS 2

just checked the time its trane time yet again #tranetime Gold 4 S...

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Sofia Coppium@indianloonieOct 14
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I’d die for my country, Atlanta Georgia
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kyle retweeted
J@yikingtonsOct 12
Almost swung on my boyfriend because he said he used to play Madden on the Wii. Like. What I tell you about saying stupid shit in public. Go to the car
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apple pay should cancel the transaction if i look sad during the face ID part
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i am the most 26 a 26 year old has ever looked today
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when i turn 30 i cannot dress like this
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instacart shopper done lost his mind
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my screen when i’m going 0-7 in lane phase
Deadlock Intel
@IntelDeadlockOct 9
Solomon is the coolest hero to be added yet: ♟️Setup Bishop: Create & move a Bishop dealing spirit damage and activating squares that damage enemies that step on them. 🐴 Kingside Knight: Promote an ally to a Knight, granting bonus stamina and a barrier. Self cast to become a King, only gaining a barrier. Moving the Knight makes that hero briefly invulnerable. ♟️Rook Battery: Release a pair of Rooks that travel forward, immobilizing and dealing spirit damage. 👑 Develop Queen: Summon a Queen that crashes down, stunning and dealing spirit damage. Can be moved to crash down again, after a short time.
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learning i do not like attending live comedy and rather that i just prefer to watch comedy sets or specials
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