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Charity

@crayfishnettle

with nonsensical surrealism and an unforgettable sense of presence

 Burlington, Vermont
Joined May 2008
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Voting is a very personal and private decision, so I am going to have a press conference and do a media tour about mine.
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The younger generations are so innocent, and I love that for them.
claire 🌧️ ⚧ (@fuzzybluerain) profile pictureclaire 🌧️ ⚧@fuzzybluerainOct 26
In the lyrics to Stacy's Mom, it's implied that Stacy is the same age as the narrator, which is probably somewhere in middle school or early high. But if her dad walked out, and her mom goes on business trips, does this mean a teenage girl is just being left in her house alone?
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How is this shit legal? I paid for a year of AMC+ because it included Shudder. How can they just take away half of the content I want AFTER I already paid? I hope someone sues.
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Apparently this is only for people who subscribe through Amazon. Seriously, we need a class action suit over this.
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I have never wanted to be cat woman more in my life
Coletrain Wilder (Big Worldwide 🌎) (@BigJQker1911) profile pictureColetrain Wilder (Big Worldwide 🌎)
@BigJQker1911Oct 19
PSA: Before yall buy them costumes remember cat woman was not 300 pounds
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JK Rowling’s money and the rise of the Far Right. Our state broadcaster @BBCNews fanning the flames. The complete snuffing out of trans voices in the media. The hijacking of the NHS and EHRC. Nobody of consequence sticking up for us. They’ve had a free run, and now control everything.
Rosie 💜 (@tetrarosie) profile pictureRosie 💜@tetrarosieOct 17
genuine question for british oomfs, why the hell is the uk so transphobic? one of the most developed countries in the world should NOT be as transphobic as my r+30 state
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I'm still dealing with this tooth. After my crown was placed, I ended up having an abscess. There was a crack in the tooth they didn't see. I just had a root canal Friday. I've been dealing with this tooth since March!!! All because I clench my teeth in my sleep
Charity (@crayfishnettle) profile pictureCharity@crayfishnettleMay 23
It took me so long to finally get my tooth fixed. I got in for an emergency visit right away to make a treatment plan, but I didn't get the tooth worked on until last week. Anyway, last night my temporary crown shattered. After the dentist closed for a long weekend. 😩
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Don't threaten me with a good time
Leading Report (@LeadingReport) profile pictureLeading Report
@LeadingReportOct 13
If Republicans lose the House, RFK Jr. and Pete Hegseth will likely be impeached, says Steve Bannon.
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If you like cozy games like Animal Crossing, you might want to check this game out. It's free to play on Switch for a week, starting today. I personally love it. I have 1100+ hours into this game, and counting
Sunblink (@SunblinkGameDev) profile pictureSunblink@SunblinkGameDevOct 9
Free Week is HERE on Nintendo Switch! ✨ Nintendo Switch Online members can jump in and try @hellokitty Island Adventure for free! 🌴💖 Pack your bags and get ready for friendship #HelloKittyIslandAdventure #NintendoSwitch #NintendoSwitchOnline
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Pears *do* wanna be pie. I've made this bourbon pear pie for the past 9 New Year's Eves, and it's the best pie I've ever eaten.
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South Centraleño (@IkeMoses) profile pictureSouth Centraleño@IkeMosesOct 4
it’s pears. pears is like unambitious apples. pear don’t wanna be pie. pear don’t wanna be sauce. pear don’t wanna be juice. pear don’t even wanna be salad unless gorgonzola there.
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Bec Shaw@BrocklesnitchOct 1
it really does fill me with fury that men live in this world that so clearly favours them and protects them, and yet they still complain, they still defend horrible men, they spend their time making things even worse. One day my head will simply explode
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Dr. Ruth, Dr. Laura, Dr. Phil. There's definitely no precedent of publishing books with the title of "Dr" for people who aren't MDs 🙄
Geoff Shullenberger (@g_shullenberger) profile pictureGeoff Shullenberger
@g_shullenbergerSep 29
Why is Vintage publishing her book with “Dr” in the byline? Because the book’s marketing is tied to her being an internet main character of the day so her name on the cover has to allude to this? Weird things are happening in publishing.
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RIP Google assistant. I guess I've got to make my own reminders and turn my lights on manually from now on, because I refuse to use gen ai. F*uck @Google!
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Lynne
@_ayandamaySep 27
If we start destroying the lives of young rapists, we might avoid having old rapists in charge of everything in the future.!!
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I've been on the phone with economic services (about a mistake on their end) for 54 minutes, but don't worry, the recording just came on to tell me my wait is only a half hour now! 🙃
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Finally off the phone! 1 hour and 30 minutes just to be told it was a "computer error" and she'll fix it right away. You'd have a hard time convincing me this isn't by design.
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They didn't "steal" anything. They are women who competed and won. My question is why the headline says "athletes" and "gold medals," but the article is about things like Jeopardy! and prom queen.
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostSep 23
Trans athletes have 'stolen' nearly 2,300 gold medals from women and girls in the US: report trib.al/JIZz4j7
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I would kms
Immuno(un)compromising Writer (@jacobscheier) profile pictureImmuno(un)compromising Writer@jacobscheierSep 23
If I ever wrote something that was favorably re-quoted by Ted Cruz, I would seriously question the fabric of my moral character
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If you had a kid who had gender dysphoria before social media, you would know this isn't true. You just make things up to justify your ignorant opinions! All social media did was give these kids the language to understand their feelings and the community to support them.
Martina Navratilova (@Martina) profile pictureMartina Navratilova
@MartinaSep 20
Replying to @intergeri
It’s because of social media most of all that so many kids think they are in the wrong body
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