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I hate private equity.  Like, genuinely HATE it.  Not free enterprise. Not commerce. I hate the specific system where an investment firm borrows billions to acquire a business, dumps that debt onto the company's balance sheet, drains millions in management fees, and walks away wealthy whether the firm survives or collapses.  Red Lobster was operating profitably when they bought it. $1 billion in real estate sales later, 36,000 workers were thrown onto the street with zero safety net. The buyout firms didn't lose. They never lose. The debt isn't theirs.  Nobody's saying business is the problem.  I'm saying there's a model where you can strip a company of assets on purpose, leave taxpayers with the fallout, and it's 100% legal.
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I am not happy with the election results. Not because I wanted Republicans to win, but because it shows that we are fucked no matter who wins what race. There are zero candidates who actually care about regular, working, quiet Americans.
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Nothing like the election to remind you how awful BOTH parties are and how little your vote actually matters on any economically meaningful issue.
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Hedgehog dies after being spray-painted blue to resemble Sonic the Hedgehog The animal suffered severe burns and lost several spines before dying despite treatment No animal should suffer for someone's amusement. Please never paint or expose animals to harmful chemicals
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The most dangerous thing about a prolonged power grid failure might not be the blackout itself. It might be what happens during the first 24 hours when 300 million people suddenly realize that modern civilization has been doing almost everything for them. And most of us haven't been paying attention. Think about it. We have people preparing for nuclear war who don't know where their home's water shutoff valve is. People with enough ammunition to defend a small country who couldn't treat a minor infection. People stockpiling three years of freeze-dried food who haven't considered how they'll cook it without electricity. And millions of Americans whose first response to an emergency will be to Google "what to do when the internet stops working." There's something almost poetic about that. We've spent centuries conquering nature, automating our lives, and eliminating everyday inconveniences. And in the process, we've become remarkably dependent on systems we barely understand. Here's something most people get completely backward about survival. They worry about food first. But food isn't first. Not even close. Survival instructors have something called the Rule of Threes. It's a rough guide, not a stopwatch, but it makes an important point: You can survive approximately: • 3 minutes without air. • 3 hours without adequate protection in dangerously harsh conditions. • 3 days without water, depending on circumstances. • 3 weeks without food, under some conditions. Notice what's missing? Your Wi-Fi password. Also missing: your cryptocurrency portfolio, your streaming subscriptions, and the emergency tactical tomahawk you bought after watching three episodes of The Walking Dead. Now imagine the grid goes down tonight. Not a neighborhood outage. Not a transformer blowing during a thunderstorm. A widespread, prolonged disruption affecting electricity, communications, transportation, and water distribution. Within hours, depending on where you live, ordinary conveniences could become serious problems. Gas stations need electricity to pump fuel. Many municipal water systems rely on powered pumps and treatment equipment. Cell towers depend on electricity and backup systems that have limits. Grocery stores depend on refrigeration, electronic payments, and regular deliveries. Even your toilet may eventually become a problem if water or sewer services are disrupted. Yes. The toilet. It's remarkable how many people have elaborate plans for defending their homes against imaginary marauders but absolutely no plan for what happens when nobody can flush. You can survive quite a while without Netflix. Living in a house full of untreated human waste is considerably less entertaining. And that's where things get interesting. The first 24 hours of a major emergency aren't primarily about survival equipment. They're about decisions. Do you stay home or evacuate? Do you have drinking water? Can you account for your family? Do you have a reliable source of information? Do you understand which problems need immediate attention and which ones can wait? Because panic has a fascinating ability to make otherwise intelligent people do spectacularly stupid things. People drive into danger when staying put would be safer. They burn through their phone batteries doomscrolling. They open the freezer every fifteen minutes to check whether the frozen chicken is still frozen. They rush to gas stations that are already out of fuel. And they spend precious time worrying about problems that won't matter for another week while ignoring the ones that matter right now. The most valuable survival skill might be the ability to stop, think, and prioritize. Not particularly exciting, I know. Nobody has ever made an action movie about a man calmly evaluating his household's drinking water inventory. But perhaps someone should. I'd watch it. Here's another uncomfortable truth. The person with the most supplies isn't necessarily the person most likely to handle a crisis well. Consider two households. Household A has a garage filled with tactical equipment, expensive survival gadgets, and enough canned food to open a small supermarket. But nobody has practiced using the equipment. Nobody has a family communication plan. And nobody knows the neighbors. Household B has a week's worth of basic supplies, a water plan, first-aid knowledge, a reliable flashlight, a battery-powered radio, and a family that has discussed what to do if the lights go out. They've even talked with the people next door about helping one another. Which household would you rather be in? The answer should be obvious. Yet the preparedness industry spends considerably more time selling us equipment than teaching us how to think. And that's the problem. We've confused owning survival gear with possessing survival skills. We've confused stockpiling with resilience. And we've confused imagining ourselves surviving the apocalypse with actually preparing to handle an emergency. A while back, I watched a documentary about the Carrington Event, the enormous solar storm that struck Earth in 1859. It got me thinking about what a comparable event could mean for today's electricity-dependent world. And the more I researched, the more one realization kept coming back: Most people don't need to become survivalists. They need to become a little more self-reliant. Learn how to secure clean drinking water. Know how to manage without electricity. Keep essential supplies on hand. Understand basic first aid. Have a plan for your family. And perhaps most importantly, know a few people who might be willing to help when things go sideways. Those ideas eventually became a book. Apocalypse WOW: A Mostly Harmless Guide to Surviving the End of Everything. It's a practical survival guide for ordinary people who would prefer not to die simply because civilization has decided to take an unscheduled vacation. And it's built around a philosophy I call Prepared Optimism. The idea is simple. You don't prepare because you're certain everything is going to fall apart. You prepare because you believe that, even if something goes wrong, you can figure out how to make things better. That's optimism. U With a backup plan. And perhaps a manual can opener. So here's my question. And I'd really like honest answers. Forget your stockpiles for a moment. Forget your generators, firearms, and survival gadgets. If the power went out tonight and stayed out for 14 days, what's the ONE practical skill you wish you knew how to do—but currently don't? Purify drinking water? Administer first aid? Repair basic equipment? Cook without electricity? Grow food? Something else entirely? I'm genuinely curious what people think their biggest knowledge gap is. Because I suspect the answers might reveal something important. We spend an extraordinary amount of time preparing to acquire things. Maybe we should spend a little more time preparing to know things. — T. Collins Webb 📖 Apocalypse WOW: A Mostly Harmless Guide to Surviving the End of Everything Don't panic. Grab your towel.
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Just based on officially published inflation numbers, dollar lost 1/2 of its value in the last 25 years. No wonder all the prices have grown the way they did… but why did the wages fail to keep up so badly?
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I never knew so many different styles exist…. I have only seen red, blue and gold.
We need the EU to standardise quotation marks right now
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Interesting how I get waves of different languages in my TL. For a while it was a lot of Japanese and Portuguese. Then Russian and Spanish. Now it's a lot of Polish and Italian and Arabic. I guess my likes influence not just the content I see but also the languages I see it in
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I found the perfect curtains for Halloween 🦇
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"Temo que los que nos han de suceder han de tener mucha falta de montes y árboles". Esta frase no la ha dicho un activista de hoy en día. La escribió Felipe II en 1582... y actuó en consecuencia. Un dato poco conocido de Felipe II es su obsesión por la ecología, la reforestación y la conservación de la naturaleza, en una época donde casi nadie pensaba en ello. A pesar de ser recordado principalmente por la burocracia, la Contrarreforma y la Invencible, Felipe II dictó una de las primeras legislaciones de protección ambiental de la historia de España.🇪🇸 Preocupado por la tala indiscriminada de árboles para la construcción de barcos y para calentar las casas, promulgó en 1582 leyes estrictas para obligar a los concejos a plantar árboles. No le bastaba con proteger los bosques existentes; le apasionaba la reforestación activa con un sentido estético e hidrogeológico. Mandó plantar miles de árboles (especialmente olmos, fresnos, sauces y chopos) en los alrededores del Tajo y del Manzanares. Hizo elaborar inventarios precisos del estado de salud de los pinares en las sierras de Guadarrama y Gredos para vigilar las plagas y la tala furtiva. Creó grandes alamedas arboladas para frenar la erosión de los ríos y suavizar las temperaturas estivales de Madrid. En la Casa de Campo y en El Escorial promovió la construcción de complejos sistemas de diques, presas y estanques para criar peces, conservar el agua y dar refugio a aves migratorias. En el Monasterio de El Escorial creó un jardín botánico y un zoológico particular con especies traídas de la recién explorada América y de Asia. Entre 1570 y 1577, Felipe II financió y organizó la Expedición Botánica a la Nueva España, liderada por el protomédico Francisco Hernández de Toledo. Esta empresa no buscaba minerales ni conquistas militares, sino el estudio empírico, la ilustración y la catalogación taxonómica de miles de plantas medicinales y especies biológicas desconocidas en Europa. Para evitar la extinción local de ciertas aves y peces en las tierras de la Corona, fijó vedas de caza muy estrictas y prohibió ciertas artes de pesca destructivas en los ríos. Felipe II convirtió España en el primer laboratorio botánico de aclimatación de especies americanas y asiáticas. En las huertas de Aranjuez y en los jardines de El Escorial ordenó habilitar parcelas específicas para sembrar semillas traídas de México, Perú y Filipinas. Para asegurar que sus decretos de conservación no quedaran en papel mojado, reforzó y reglamentó el cuerpo de guardas forestales reales. Tenían la potestad de multar o encarcelar a cualquiera que cortara madera fuera de temporada, quemara monte para pastos o utilizara redes prohibidas en los ríos. Su interés por la botánica no era solo decorativo ni cinegético, sino también médico y científico. Creó un jardín botánico de plantas medicinales en El Escorial, donde trabajaban boticarios cultivando hierbas aromáticas y sanadoras. Anexo al jardín, hizo instalar la Casa de las Aguas, un laboratorio lleno de alambiques de cobre dedicados a la destilación de aceites esenciales, esencias de plantas y remedios naturales. A pesar de su imagen severa vistiendo siempre de negro, sentía debilidad por las flores. Fue uno de los introductores de flores exóticas en España: importó lilas, tulipanes, jazmines y peonías de Centroeuropa y del Imperio Otomano. Mantenía correspondencia personal con los botánicos más reputados de la época (como Carolus Clusius) e intercambiaba semillas, tubérculos y bulbos como si fueran joyas diplomáticas. Las medidas ambientales de Felipe II no respondían a una sensibilidad ecologista moderna, sino a una visión racional de la administración del territorio y al impulso renacentista por el conocimiento científico de la naturaleza. Comprender este aspecto permite matizar la figura del Rey Prudente e integrar la historia ambiental en el análisis de la Monarquía Hispánica. Fuentes recomendadas para profundizar: Las 'Relaciones Topográficas de Felipe II' y los estudios sobre la "Historia de la Ciencia en la España del Renacimiento". #HistoriadeEspaña
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🚨#BREAKING: Outrage is erupting in Virginia after police showed up at a mother’s home at 2 A.M. and TOWED HER CAR over a SH00TING she had NOTHING to do with... ...because a FLOCK CAM pointed them to the WRONG CAR!!! Now her car is a TOTAL LOSS and she MIGHT LOSE HER JOB!!!! Yes, you read that right, a Flock camera got it wrong, the cops took her car ANYWAY, and she’s the one paying for it. Her name is Rosalyn Crump, she’s a mom raising 3 boys in Richmond VA On July 29th, just before 2 in the morning, Richmond police officers showed up outside her home on Sussex Street. She was ASLEEP, but someone woke her up and told her police were outside and her car was being towed. Police say the Flock system had linked her 2012 Hyundai Elantra to a sh00ting near Gilpin Court and body camera footage shows the officers shining flashlights through her windows. At one point, one of them seemed to doubt they even had the right car. They noticed her KIDS’ CAR SEATS were buckled in the back, but they towed it anyway. Rosalyn came outside and told them flat out: “Y’all got the wrong car.” She told them she’d been at her mom’s house all day, came home at 4, and waited for her kids to get off the bus at 5. Nobody had driven her car. An officer decided her story didn’t match the Flock data and said on camera that she was, “definitely not telling the truth.” Minutes later, Seibert’s Towing hauled her car away. If you think that was insane... well, IT GETS WORSE. About FOUR DAYS later, she finally got a phone call. Her car had been released FOUR HOURS after they took it... because police had already found the person they were actually looking for. NOBODY FROM THE POLICE TOLD HER!!!!! When she went to get her car back, she found it DAMAGED from the tow. The towing company’s VP admitted fault in writing. Then the claim went to insurance, and the company said it could no longer settle with her directly. Her mechanic’s verdict: TOTAL LOSS. Richmond police now admit Flock cameras led them to the wrong vehicle. Meanwhile, Rosalyn has lost wages, can’t get to work on time, and is paying for a RENTAL CAR out of her own pocket just to get her boys where they need to go. She literally did nothing wrong and was home with her kids. THIS IS INSANE!!!!!!!!
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Please share this face far and wide. Again, violence against women being taken seriously? You decide. 🚨 CAT KILLER WHO THREATENED TO RAPE, BURN ALIVE AND MURDER A FOUR-YEAR-OLD GIRL HAS BEEN RELEASED Jack Morris was jailed for 41 months in November 2024 after threatening to kill his former partner’s daughter, whom he resented for taking her mother’s attention away from him. He threatened to rape the child, beat her to death and set her on fire. He also admitted physically abusing her when her mother was out of the room. His cruelty extended to the family cat, which he repeatedly kicked before beating it to death. He later chillingly admitted enjoying the animal’s suffering. Norwich Crown Court heard how the mother secretly recorded his threats. Judge Alice Robinson described them as “extreme” and “sadistic”. After serving around 21 months in prison, Morris has now been released, raising serious safeguarding concerns given his threats against a young child, admitted assaults and fatal violence towards an animal. Source UK Database.
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I should stop reacting to every idiotic post that appears on my timeline. Every time I engage with one, it gets swamped with a bunch of other equally dumb ones. I resisted for quite a while, and now I am once again doing 'someone's wrong on the internets!' meme...
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The doctors at the center of America’s first federal FGM prosecution have opened a clinic together in Detroit where they offer school physicals for children and accept seven different taxpayer funded insurance providers. Dr. Jumana Nargawala and Dr. Fakhruddin Attar were accused of working together to mutilate the genitals of young girls in Michigan. Dr. Nargwala was the one who actually performed the procedures, while Dr. Attar provided her the space in which to operate. The procedure Dr. Nargwala was accused of performing upon nine little girls involved the amputation of the clitoris and inner labia, followed by the removal of the flesh along the inside of the outer labia. Dr. Nargwala then allegedly sewed these little girls shut, leaving a hole the size of a matchstick for urination and menstruation. The indictment accused Dr. Attar of opening his clinic after hours so that Dr. Nargwala could mutilate the victims, and both physicians were accused of telling victims and their families not to discuss the mutilations. The case against both doctors was dismissed in 2018 after the judge ruled that the federal FGM statute was “unconstitutional.” Neither physician was ever charged in state courts, and Michigan’s Department of Licensing and Regulatory Affairs chose not to pursue disciplinary action. Both doctors have since been allowed to renew their medical licenses. Neither doctor has ever had their medical license revoked or restricted in any way.
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On a beach in West Africa the fishermen now haul in more clothes than fish, and the clothes have your charity shop's label on them. The beach is in Accra, the capital of Ghana. A mile inland is Kantamanto, the biggest second-hand clothes market on earth. Every week about 15 million garments arrive there in bales, from Britain, Canada, China and America. Most of what you drop in a clothing bank ends up on its way to a place like this. The locals have a name for the trade. Obroni Wawu. It means dead white man's clothes, because nobody could imagine a living person giving away so much. The traders open the bales and sort them. 40 years ago nearly everything sold. Now about 40% of every bale is rubbish before it leaves the market, because the garments were built to be worn 5 times. That is 6 million pieces of clothing a week with nowhere to go. The city collects what it can. The rest goes into the gutters, the lagoon and the sea. Then it comes back. The waves roll the clothes together into ropes of knotted polyester as long as a boat, and the beach monitors who count them have a word for those too. Tentacles. They logged 2,344 of them along 4 miles of shore in one year. Fishermen's nets come up full of trousers. Propellers foul on them. Men have had their canoes capsized by somebody's old leggings. A fishing community cannot fish, because of what the rest of the world was too virtuous to throw in its own bin. When those clothes were wool and cotton they would have rotted on that beach in a season. Instead they are becoming the coastline.
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I'm listening to The Story of English by David Crystal and it made me think. There is no collective noun for "politicians". I propose "a corruption of politicians". Or, if we want to be more elegant, "a prevarication of politicians". @MerriamWebster @OED
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Every year, viral social media posts tell us to bleach pumpkins to preserve them. And every year, I post: please don't do that. Pumpkins are food. Wild animals will nibble a jack-o'-lantern, so bleach, paint and plastic decorations turn a pumpkin into contaminated food. Wildlife agencies recommend keeping pumpkins free of chemical preservatives. You can preserve your pumpkins longer by keeping them cool and bringing them inside between displays. It's also reasonable to accept that pumpkins are perishable and they will rot over time. As they should. When your jack-o-lantern is done, remove candles, wax and decorations. Compost an untreated pumpkin or use an approved municipal drop-off. Don't dump piles of pumpkins in parks or preserves; even organic waste is litter when it concentrates food, spreads non-native seeds and attracts animals to roads and people. Painted or treated pumpkins belong in the trash unless local guidance says otherwise. Further reading on this: U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service pumpkin guidance; Illinois Extension pumpkin disposal guidance.
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Dit is een Tesla batterij. Om het te maken heb je nodig: 12 ton steen voor lithium 5 ton kobalt mineralen 3 ton mineraal voor nikkel 12 ton kopererts Verplaats 250 ton grond om te verkrijgen: 12 kg lithium 30 pond stuivers 22 kg mangaan 15 pond kobalt 100 kg rammen 200 kg aluminium, staal en plastic. De Caterpillar 994A gebruikt voor grondverzet verbruikt 1000 liter diesel in 12 uur. Eindelijk krijg je een “zero uitstoot” auto. Grootste oplichting in de geschiedenis.
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