is everyone i follow born in autumn or is twitter recommending me birthday posts because i recently had my birthday
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Last night i passed by a group of people obviously all dressed like austin powers so i said “groovy baby” as i walked by and one of them looked actually offended
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do you have any idea how hard it is to serve unsuspecting guests poisoned tea with these paws
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i'm autistic and the only food i can eat is your ass bro it’s a medical condition please help me
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pup play where we go to the bars and if another pup approaches you i go "NOT FRIENDLY. NOT FRIENDLY. NOT FRIENDLY" and pull on your leash
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my favorite thing about these memes is the implication that whenever peach has a random thought to text mario he gets a fancy letter and a cutscene
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I have arfid and the only food I can eat is your pussy bro it’s a medical condition please help me






















