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My Chemical Romance have released a new animated short film titled 'Prelude To The End', directed by Lauren Tsai, and featuring voice work from Billie Eilish, Phoebe Bridgers, and Hideo Kojima.
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23-year-old Jemima Wilkinson emerges from a stupor caused by Columbus Fever and declares that she has not survived, but that she has been reborn as an arcangel named “Publick Universal Friend.”
why are you. so damn ugly
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yep twitter snitched on yall even that AIPAC tracker account LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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high school is funny because you’ll go home scratch your ass then play overwatch and your classmate will be living in a Dennis Cooper novel
they’re so focused on making sure they look presentable on camera that it just looks like a go-pro video loop of a car crash from the inside. literally just this video
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Chief of staff: “okay, sir ur all set to go on stage, just try and stick to the teleprompter today sir.”
Trump’s dementia:
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It’s 2029. The AI bubble has burst. Your rent is $900 for a two bedroom. You bought a new high end graphics card for $125 because there are too many hitting the market. You’re living off the massive government settlement w/ai companies, spacex, amazon, and meta for price gouging
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A Princeton PhD graduate whose research was cited by the Nobel committee can’t find a job, after applying to over 2,300 roles since 2024
Jack Weis is now living with his parents, and has even been turned down for food prep jobs











































