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i’m like if a girl was an uncle

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Joined December 2016
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woke 3.0 is here baby
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i met mitch mcconnell, shes black
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I actually hate how you all talk about Alabama. It’s usually made-up bullshit a lot of the times and stupid stereotypes, the way y’all normally talk about the South. It’s insanely annoying and ignorant.
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Raccoon city turned blue so we are putting Albert Wesker on estrogen
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twitter ain’t been this funny since charlie got kirked
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WE ARE TURNING MAR-A-LAGO INTO A RAINFOREST CAFE
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"I won't get political this Thanksgiving" Two shots later:
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Every Bass Pro Shop is gonna be a government funded lesbian petting zoo now
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first order of business, every US citizen will be sent 5 copies of dragon age veilguard
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Don’t get scared now come on out
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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Been laughing at my timeline for hours i can’t wait for people on IG to send me all these tweets I’ve liked in 9 days
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Paying attention to who’s upset at work tomorrow
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REV UP THOSE PRONOUNS
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Computer. Hamilton (Original Broadway Cast Recording). Loud enough to kill.
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i love immigrants and black ppl and women and abortions and gay ppl and the environment
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i feel like i just fell out of a fucking coconut tree
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MY FATASS DIDNT LOSE A CONGRESSIONAL RACE THO
Replying to @0liviajulianna
I can’t tell if you took a break from overeating to write this.
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Allison Montgomery, a trans woman running for state house in a seat in the Huntsville suburbs, just beat her Republican opponent, who won by 16 points in 2022, while campaigning like this.
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first black woman” “first latina” “first openly gay man” “first latino” “first black man” “first muslim” “first native american” “first trans woman” “first Palestinian” WELCOME BACK UNITED STATES OF WOKE
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