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crocs collector

@crocsdisciple

i tried to return your girlfriend but i lost the receipt.

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Joined March 2014
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folks@bluntswdad6 May 2014
i just ate a taco bell waffle taco dare me to drive
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Charles John@INeed_AnAdult28 Jan 2013
If you ever feel like you're having a bad day, just remember some adults have braces.
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sandy whistleton@djbuttstuff6 May 2014
hey gurl are you attractive,. Cuz uh.. Dam., yea *vomits uncontrollably* yehgurl
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David Hughes@david8hughes6 May 2014
People will give you some serious looks if you put a prosthetic dick on a Build-A-Bear.
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*brings a handy barf bag on first date*
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several onions@Amusitr0n6 May 2014
No no, Pepsi's fine *drives 50 miles into the desert* *takes out shovel* *lowers pistol at Pepsi* Outta the van, get diggin'!
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*high five* "girl, you're awesome at sex.."
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5 unread text messages got me feeling like a hot light skinned girl.
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you ain't shit and but your limited edition phat farm sneakers got me catching feelings.
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bitch i'm the
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i ain't with that fufu lame shit, i'm with that fubu limited edition shit.
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every swiss begins with k.
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fredo santana has always been 3hunna..
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cool kids do drugs.
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*passes blunt* "gucci mane taught me."
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Adam@AdamDavis18 Apr 2014
"See you tomorrow" - overly optimistic fruit fly
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fav 4 kush.
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kush gang swag squad or die.
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