Craig Roth (@croth111) profile picture
Joined April 2013
Hi @AmericanAir, I need help with a booking issue. My nonstop flight from Paris to Chicago was changed to a stopover, plus I was downgraded to Main Cabin for the new final leg. Can you assist?
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Hi @AmericanAir, I need help with a booking issue. My nonstop flight from Paris to Chicago was changed to a stopover, plus I was downgraded to Main Cabin for the new final leg. Can you assist? #FDFZTH.
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I am getting tired of people telling me to "Please read this message carefully. " in their OOO email responses. Ditto for "Listen carefully as the options have changed" in phone trees.
"One day millenials are going to be old people". Got great response at #gartnerdws despite being, well, inevitable!
"Millennials will be old people one day". #GartnerDWS
Portals Remembered: It Was a Dark and Stormy Market ... - Craig Roth blogs.gartner.com/craig-roth…
A Vision Statement for Vision Statements - Craig Roth blogs.gartner.com/craig-roth…
In the Future Undergrad Degrees Will Be Essential and Graduate Degrees Useless - Craig Roth blogs.gartner.com/craig-roth…
"I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times." - Everett Dirksen, Senator from Illinois
It seems flying drones is fine as long as you get approval of everyone whose head it may fly over first. Sure, that's practicable.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts - for support rather than for illumination." - Andrew Lang
I'm guessing half the fun of owning a Tesla is being able to sneak quietly behind cyclists, then honk the horn.
So you can't buy pottery at Pottery Barn or targets at Target. Does that make any sense?
So the hospitality industry is about hotels, and the hotelling industry is about offices. Does that make any sense?
Hmmm, KeyLime Cove Indoor Waterpark Resort for the kids? Discount at flip.to/RYOWis
If @comcastcares why am I paying for pref xf double play w HBO+Blast but not getting what I paid for on the 2015 pricelist?
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How does POTUS find more time to tweet than I do?
Why is the term "nut-free" instead of "nutless"?
If the universe is infinite, somewhere must be a planet with oceans made of ketchup. And another planet for mustard. I'm hungry.