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I missed $35000 by sleeping an hour too long this morning🫠
So I spent the morning building a bot to make sure that doesn’t happen again and figured might as well share in case anyone else wanted to use
Completely free (on my end). Just need to pay a one time $5 to Pushover.
t.me/PumpAlarmerBot
Set your pushover key, add your wallet addresses, add your rule, and then pushover can deliver an obnoxious ping that will send every 60 seconds until you acknowledge it when your criteria is met on any coin you own.
I’m using 5x in one hour with a minimum gain of $10k to be pinged so hopefully this will be the last pump I ever sleep through
woopig🧙🏻♂️ retweeted
You: watching chart and hoping your bags go up
Me: joining raid teams and working for my bags
Yes
Raid.
fomo.family/user?userHandle=…
I’ve always wanted to become a KOL, follow for gems and alpha calls.
1 year since $TRUMP
Did you have fun anon?
If you guys are feeling bad about current PA just remember the Trump launch will likely be the forever onchain top. There will never be another coin launched again that will be as important or spark as much euphoria as trump did. Nothing will ever compare. No matter the price of sol it is all downhill from here. A new hobby or gainful employment is the optimal route for 99% of current onchain participants. January 2025 was your last chance to make it. Did you blow it anon?
Realized I once again haven’t tweeted in a few months so wanted to get out some quick thoughts.
It’s never been more over than what it is now.
If somehow you have any hopes and dreams left after participating in the meat grinder that was crypto since $TRUMP launch, use that remaining joy for life to escape this decaying market and pivot to a more enjoyable/fruitful way to spend your time. There is nothing left for you here.
If you’re still here, soullessly suffering through mass extraction and endless PVP across multiple chains only just to knife fight Fortnite kids under 200k, seek therapy. The forever top, both in prices and opportunity, has came and passed. The ceiling for coins has dwindled from previous cycles of billions to hundreds of millions to now a $1m runner has onchain celebrating like there’s money falling from the sky. The only winners will continue to be the devs and farmers. Consider pivoting to financial crime.
Crypto is a barren wasteland. Once filled with hodlers, dreamers, believers, now only the worst of the worst remain: extractors, scammers, bad actors looking to separate you from your last dollar.
Run while you still can.
woopig🧙🏻♂️ retweeted
Hey guys it's Alex Becker and basically, I'm goated and you're all gay!
Here are my 7 picks to guarantee your family stays impoverished this bull run.
1. Presale bag
2. I'm the dev
3. Presale bag
4. Project I'm advising
5. Rug
6. Potential 2x
7. Presale bag
Newsy Johnson
Tet over 58.5 and 4.5
Wilson over 60.5
Hampton over 55.5
Tillman over 41.5
Egbuka over 52.5
If I don’t go 5/5 betting arc OVER
Everywhere I look everyone is rocking affiliate badges now.
I’m officially opening up my free agency, pls pay me 6 figs monthly for my one tweet a month.
nfl sports betting arc soon
Positive closing line value on 88% of bets last year for an avg of 8.8% value captured and won 67% of bets including those with injuries, 76% without
time to become a paid discord guru
