Shame Beamer gonna put up numbers doing noting more than recruiting for @coachjfranklin at @HokiesFB.

Eagles: “If you don’t like the tush push just stop it!” *Giants do* Refs: not so fast, my friends!

Me, a Derrick Henry fantasy football owner.

@LtGovTX @DanPatrick @GregAbbott_TX

Yea but think about all the money the billionaires saved! That can’t reflect on a silly baseball record!

What sins did I commit in my past life to deserve living in this hellscape of a timeline?

So did @PaniniAmerica just have a ton of Cade York sticker autos layin around to help fill out Prizm this year? A kicker who’s played in 6 games in 2 years and only one full year in the league is abysmal. (Would’ve been a better option for my Falcons to end the year though.)

If you receive a local newspaper I implore you to read it for entertainment purposes.

Immediately no. I refuse to be #jumanji’d.