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@ctrl0ma

viviendo la vida loca🤷🏽‍♀️ frontend developer.

Joined February 2024
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.@ctrl0maJul 3
real is rare
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Sex involves a lot of nasty acts. That’s why you need to get down with someone who is extremely clean, because you’ll be doing a lot of licking in places you never imagined. 😭😂
Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬
@_SomtochiOct 21
Tasting your own cum from your woman’s mouth right after she gives you a blowjob is the barest minimum btw.
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na when i heal finish i go talk wetin this breakup do me. lmfaoooo, heartbreak can kill like mad.
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i dont want to experience a break up again
16@demool_aOct 22
wait na so breakup dey be, just like that????
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i guess i’m everything and nothing at the same time
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Days before the actual breakup be crazy asf. Slow or no response, anything you do go just Dey annoy them, no calls, “I’m busy”😂
16@demool_aOct 22
wait na so breakup dey be, just like that????
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I’m on the 4th lowest point of my life this year alone
the cumming professor@poopswag88Oct 21
I’m at the lowest point of my entire life
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I like break up crash out tweets gannnn 😹😹😹😹😹😹
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“you have ur whole life ahead of you” NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Adjusting my bra in public to assert dominance >>>>>
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7\@forjanteOct 21
Tomar um tiro e menos doloroso do que minha atual situação
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“How are you?” every day. Please, my brother. #saynotopenpalism
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“Gosto de homem marrento” O meu tipo:
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jen@pkyjenOct 22
"é melhor falar ou morrer?" ir embora.
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my tits need hickeys
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“So it’s actually over” as I said to myself every morning when I wake up
nate.png@ihatesochi21h
My last breakup messed w me so bad shout out my friends for getting me back on my feet
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Replying to @polen_ball
it really depends on the reason for breakup. sometime ppl were just in a really bad time in theri life mentally and cant handle the relationship but if they worked on and fixed it and came back it works.
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My husband and I dated for 3-4 months, broke up for a year, and have been together for over a decade since reconnecting
polen@polen_ballOct 20
Ive literally never met a single person who has gotten back together with an ex and then gone on to have a healthy long-lasting relationship with them, idk why people still do it
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A él no le gustas tanto
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nada dá certo meu deus
hugo@hugocallebOct 21
vou dorme espero que eu morra
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sex to look forward to: make-up sex after a “i thought i lost you” argument “i’ve been craving you in ways you can’t imagine” sex reunion sex after weeks of missing each other “come here, let me love you properly” sex “i don’t ever want to go this long without you again” sex
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