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Nigeria
Joined December 2012
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With love’❤️
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You ghost person wey no dy interested in you?
I dey talk to babe, I ask am “so do you want to get to know me” she say, “no oh, I’ve closed for the year” Me thinking she was playing, I said “how” and she’s like, she’s tired abeg, that she doesn’t have strength for anyone again this year I ghosted immediately, she’ll be fine
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Zerry DL indeed🙂‍↕️
🚨 Zerry DL Makes Runway Debut for Oshobor at Lagos Fashion Week 🤩🔥
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guess who woke up at the beach today? thats right, the fish. because I’m at work rn.
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moonshot, 500 fintechs, 400 doing exactly same thing.
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not to suck my own clit ferociously and sloppily to climax or anything but i’m honestly so pretty
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I find so much freedom in being nothing to nobody
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a lot of tech events without tech jobs every weekend, another tech summit. everybody is a speaker, nobody is hiring. 🫠 networking isonu...😮‍💨
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One thing about men? There’s always one woman they spend money on and another they give explanations to.😭😭😭
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Can't imagine how hard it is for girls in their 30s right now not knowing whether to choose someone's 25-year-old son or someone's 45-year-old dad.
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Dem ask me salary expectation today, I say N1m. Dem burst laugh. I no laugh o. Who dey follow you laugh?
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are u a light bulb, cos i’m tryna lick your pussy
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wait until you start lactating on your period too🙏🏾
Who added back pains to PMS???😭😭
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"But you were green on Teams" I don't care if I was LIVE on CNN at 10 AM. I'll respond to your email when I GET TO IT.
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Halloween Party tomorrow at work, make I dress like Tinubu go there. Proper horror kini
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No put me for talk. 🙏 💕
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Some men are just ruthless when they want to deal with you😭😂 This Babe’s talking stage ghosted her out of the blues. Whereas 3days prior she was on a call with him, and mentioned she needed to go buy water. He told her not to worry and immediately ordered 20 packs of water for her😂 She almost didn’t have a space to store them, and even gave some out. The guy said it was nothing because he doesn’t want his “wife to be” being stressed😂 He was present like maddd! And she was already falling in love, and up he went. No issues, not fights, outright disappearance, and oh, he has been reading her messages and not replying😂
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Sadness and anger leaving my body immediately money enters my account
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OMO💔😹
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I believe All women lose sexual interest if you disappoint them emotionally
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my november budget is 7k, don’t invite me anywhere okay?
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