FRANCE IS FUCKED. TRUMP'S COFFEE ISN'T.

“Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.” 🌧️ — Taxi Driver (1976) DON’T FORGET EPSTEIN. Funny how some things never change. Different decade, same dirty streets. If Travis Bickle showed up at a Trump rally today, what do you think he’d do next?

When the White House turns into a sitcom… and nobody told the writers to keep it realistic. 💀🇺🇸 Politics is getting harder to parody when reality keeps beating the punchline. 😂

“Keep clapping so I can talk more nonsense with confidence!” Gas prices up. Accountability down. Political loyalty still undefeated. 🇺🇸💀 American politics: where the punchline writes itself. MAGA: Make Accountability Great Again. 🤡

Calm down, pick-me queen. 👑 Never let them know how badly you need the deal ! 💀

Groceries are expensive, but hey, at least the AI will be superintelligent. 💀

Americans can't afford groceries, but AI just got a rebrand. 🇺🇸 #Trump #GroceryPrices #maga

#Trump #Biden #xijinping

No salary. No “thank you.” Just family business. #trump #oil #business #gasoline #iranwar

Only criminals like you could applaud someone like you. #Netanyahu #UnitedNations #GazaWar #IranWar

Until you open the box, nobody knows what's inside. Could be a cat. Could be a great deal. Greenland ❌ Orangeland ✅ #Greenland #Trump #USA #Denmark #IranWar

Don't worry, folks. I've got your back. Probably. . #UAE #SaudiArabia #Yemen #IranWar

Keep the wannabe shark away from the babies. Comment “FISH.” #Epstein #trump @ctrlz_word

Bro thought he hit the jackpot 💀 #iran #war #animation #usa #Trump

Deal Deal, Bang Bang . . #trump #war #iran

Two idiots. One deal. An entire ocean to ruin. 🐟🦠

Sir, your premium gasoline🥃...

Solving problems the #Trump way.

Turns out, changing the universe is easier changing politics....🌍

coming soon...🔥