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@culverit

I am culverit, I am in the culvert, call me culv. Genetic carrier of 1-Methylpiperazine. Happily taken. https://teapawt.org/t.co/Ynvo4vQ71V

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Joined September 2020
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The fuck do you mean? The only aussies who hate america are the brainwashed retarded art students. The majority of us love you, your people, your culture, and your laws. We wish we had what you had.
Brendan Fraser Crane (@bf_crane) profile pictureBrendan Fraser Crane@bf_crane15h
Very funny how Australians hate Americans despite their whole deal just being like if Arizona had a coastline. The Vietnamese carry less of a grudge lol
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My gratitude for the stream today! We found the evil horse that kills you! Exactly once, and then never again, anyway... I also figured out how flying squirrels are made! Behold! THANK YOU @culverit @SomeSquirrel503 AND enthusiasticart1st (do u have twitter?) FOR PLAYING! HONSE
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So I know this fella called Dave, an absolute bloody legend he is, we worked together at a global manufacturing company back in the day. One lunch break he told me a story I almost couldn't believe.
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He gets there to see his boss unconscious on the ground surrounded by paramedics, as he's just coming to. The paramedics ask him what happened?
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He just looks at Dave and says "It was the final fucking straw, the Pope and Dave emerged on the balcony together, and I heard the person next to me exclaim 'WHO THE FUCK IS THAT ON THAT BALCONY WITH DAVE?'"
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