pendeja with wifi, animal lover, Dallas Stars & SA Spurs fan

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Joined January 2026
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there she was my new best friend High heels in her hand swayin in the wind While she starts to cry mascara runnin' down her little bambi eyes Lana, how I hate those guys
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Sarah retweeted
last night was such a vision of what the stars could be wow…. #tradesamsteel
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Pussy is everywhere but not this pussy. Y’all be safe tho
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Yall ever had some GOOD ASS SMALL DICK? 😂😭😭
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Two big fat bitches out of breath and wearing the wrong shade of foundation
🔥 LET'S GO! NICKI MINAJ just took the stage at Trump's rally in Michigan, and said she'll ENDORSE a third Trump term "We want our children to grow up in a place we can be PROUD OF. We don't want our children to be BOMBARDED with S*X changes, right?!" "We want people to LEAVE THE CHILDREN ALONE! Leave them out of it!" "So President Trump, it is an HONOR to stand with you every single time, and I will CONTINUE to support you forever and ever. If you run again, I will support you again." 🇺🇸 — @NICKIMINAJ
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when u ask google if its okay to mix two substances and they give u a help hotline number
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i just feel like we need more movies like these
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Sarah retweeted
when I hear him speak French I go somewhere else 😩
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y'all don't solo dance in your room enough, that's why you're always mad.
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Sarah retweeted
amor quien es esa perra
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They started with your face, moved on to your waist, and now they're after your knees. Meanwhile, endometriosis and PCOS research still can't get funded. Capitalism at its finest.
أول مره أدري أن في إجراءات خاصة تحسن من شكل الركبة الحزين 🫣
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being touched by someone whose hands already know you is one thing. Being touched by someone whose hands are learning you hungrily in real time is something else entirely
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if I’m not your favorite girl delete me from your brain
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Sarah retweeted
Bikini bottom citizens when Plankton brainwashed them into eating at the chum bucket:
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Sarah retweeted
my dream relationship is where i can be a princess and a dictator at the same time
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Venusians/Jupiterians/Saturnians
a perverted hopeless romantic
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i cannot believe that this is a real hockey score did they kill the other team’s goalie????
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I think it’s really cute everyone is taking turns making goals 🥰
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