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"Can I say one thing? RIP Stacey King who we lost recently. A person I knew when I was in high school here. He supported our team…his kids went to Stevenson. Just to see him not here today…My thoughts & prayers are with him & his family. We miss him" – Jalen Brunson in Chicago
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Source sends along photos of said “Democrats for Mike Rogers” rally, happening now…
We’re all in for Mike Rogers. Join us tomorrow as we host an Early Vote Rally in support of our next Senator, Mike Rogers!
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When you arguing with someone online and see that they lost custody of their kids
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Trump: My wife says, you shouldn't be dancing on the stage, by the way. You should walk off with a gentle wave. Goodbye. When the gay national anthem plays, you know, it's called the gay national anthem, actually. I got the highest gay vote of any Republican in history. She said, 'You should not dance off the stage, my darling.' And don't talk about the swimming. Where you look left and you look right, and then you look a little further right and you see the largest human being you've ever seen. Larger than Shaquille O'Neal, with a bigger reach. And the swimmer got hurt badly because she suffered massive wind burn. Because the giant to her right swam by her so fast that the wind was unbelievable. For the rest of her life, she'll be suffering from windburn.
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This is still the funniest shit ever I'm sorry
23 years ago, Don Zimmer charged at Pedro Martinez and the rest was history… “I respect elders; I don't condone anything like that… But I've got no choice. I've got no choice but to just respond and get away.”
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Quitting my job to listen to every Guided By Voices song
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“Quicksand” is misleading. It took over an hour to bring down our guide.
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Memories from February 1986, shortly after the @ChicagoBears won Super Bowl XX. Photos donated to Brookfield Zoo Chicago.
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Trump catches a glimpse of his thinning hair: Wait a minute. I'm not happy right now. Getting a little bit thin up there. This is not good news. Now I'm depressed. This is not good. Why didn't you tell me?
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41 years ago tonight, September 26, 1985, Woody Harrelson introduced the world to Woody Boyd on the fourth season premiere of NBC’s sitcom “Cheers”. “Excuse me…My name is Woody Boyd…howdy, I’m a friend of Coach’s. Is he around?”
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kirk Hammett’s new instagram post
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The NYT confirms Haaretz's report that Benjamin Netanyahu was secretly warned before Oct. 7, 2023 by the Emirati president that Hamas planned a major attack, per 2 sources The warning was not shared with Israeli security chiefs, per 5 ex-officials nytimes.com/2026/09/25/world…
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It’s late September and you know what that means? It’s Caravan time!!!
The biggest reason why I’m voting Republican by Tuesday, November 3rd, is because I know that if democrats ever regain power, they will allow millions of illegal aliens into the United States…again. With the 2030 Census approaching, we can’t afford that risk.
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The anonymous “senior administration official” behind one of the stories the White House cited to justify banning POLITICO was none other than Vice President JD Vance, @oliverdarcy scoops status.news/p/white-house-pr…
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"whatever it is its not it" "it's that" once in a lifetime chemistry
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Jason Benetti gets absolutely roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. 🤣
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rules that the modern republican party is sobbing alcoholic (often closeted) men 2/3rds of the way to killing their families and messy pillhead bisexual women who love crystals. complete suburbanization.
Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) accused of affairs with two female staffers and one male aide — Colorado Times Recorder
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On the morning of September 20th, Chad Everett Gilbert passed away peacefully in his sleep. He left this world surrounded by friends and family and took his final breaths with his wife and mother by his side, just as he wished.
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you are from GLENCOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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