got a crush so bad I’m starting to think I’ll just let myself be excited without thinking about the consequences
happy birthday to mine beautiful gorgeous red headed wife @hell_doe who deserves only perfect days and kisses on the forehead every morning day and night
going on dates when you’re almost 40 kind of feels like a humiliation ritual. when are you supposed to tell them that you’re fundamentally unlovable?
did my run while my little sister showed me glass samples for the stained glass sword she’s making me, I’m getting a fatter ass and an ab this year or someone has to die
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does anyone know if we have to bring our backpacks to the grim dark future where there is only war tomorrow
I love going to the Y with @HUNNYLORD I get to work out but also I get to work out with the most beautiful woman in every room
grown men love to test you by having you clean up after them, it’s important that you say out loud “it’s okay I miss my mommy too” as you clean up their mess
