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go.bdsmgalls.net/lester The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was inventing single-ply toilet paper.

go.bdsmgalls.net/florence I'm gonna make this girl mine..... Right click, Save As....

A trip to Wal-Mart is all the proof I need that ugly isn't an effective means of birth control. go.bdsmgalls.net/maryann

Any crime sounds better if you add the word "silly" to it: "silly murder," "silly rape," etc. go.bdsmgalls.net/miranda

Hey, thanks for making sure "Nazi" is capitalized, iPhone. Way to honor them. go.bdsmgalls.net/sheree

go.bdsmgalls.net/ruby Liked the 3 day weekend? Try not having a job, it's a 365 day weekend.

tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/robert… I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home.

I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/angel

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tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/cherry I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home.

bitly.xaijo.com/ollie Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/patti "It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos

bitly.xaijo.com/holly How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

shorturl.xaijo.com/rae Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity.

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Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? bitly.xaijo.com/sharron

Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. bitly.xaijo.com/eddie

tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/deirdr… "Your majesty, we've searched far for him." "Did you search wide?" "No." "Yeah, you better do that."

When I go to my Profile Page I am so happy it says "That's You!" because I get confused easily. bitly.xaijo.com/letha