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Joined February 2025
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[Pointing at computer] That's NairoInGreen. That's looflol. That's Tratnikismo. They're people from cycling twitter. My tired mum: That's great Sean :) Did the nice man from Wendys call back about a job? Me: No. [Points back at computer] That's Mou. He hates women.
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Just finished watching that new Pogacar documentary and I have to say it's one of the most boring things I have ever watched. Complete waste of time. Why didn't they do a documentary on a more entertaining and successful rider like Jonas Vingegaard?
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Christopher Luxon went ahead with his plans to change electoral laws, despite warnings from his own attorney general the changes could breach human rights law and exclude more than 100,000 voters. That is what happened and he should be held accountable. theguardian.com/world/2025/j…
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New Zealand Century of Humiliation
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new zealanders are fucken cattle bro
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My whole family is gutted, I'm gutted for everyone that has to suffer another 3 years under the self serving coalition of cruelty. I'm so ashamed of New Zealand. How can you not care? What good person can vote to punish our people, vote to privatise health? Bonfire asset sales?
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How Quinn Simmons feels throwing bottles to fans on the side of the road
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Replying to @cyclohag
Theyve created a million quinn simmons
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I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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I'm an ugly girl
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Awful awful day for Quinn Simmons 🔵🇺🇸
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I want Jonas Vingegaard to win the 2027 Tour de France
Harry Kane: I want to win the Ballon d'Or! dailym.ai/2s8HcVP
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Thanks for 250 followers guys every since I was a young boy it was my dream to run a cycling twitter gimmick account
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Lot of talk about an anti-Pogacar TDF course, but has anyone noticed that Paris-Roubaix is an anti-Pogacar course almost every year? - cobbles (easier to ride on flat road) - no long & steep mountains - no long descents Does the ASO not want Pogacar to win Paris-Roubaix? 🤔
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Downloaded an e reader I could customise so it’s like ao3 never left 🩷
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ヒルクライムで延々ダンシングで登るとことかたまらねェぜ!
According to a study, Generation Z prefers watching Jonas Vingegaard over having sex.
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According to a study, Generation Z prefers watching Jonas Vingegaard over having sex.
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On holiday in Aarhus in Denmark. Went for a walk in the morning and a lovely young man riding a bike in a Visma jersey & red helmet smiled and waved at me. He was riding at a sensible pace while following the road rules correctly. Does anyone know who this might have been?
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Pogacar centrava in pieno i due anziani in e poi tagliava la strada a un suv
A video of Jonas Vingegaard training around Aarhus 👋 🎥 MigogAarhus
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A video of Jonas Vingegaard training around Aarhus 👋 🎥 MigogAarhus
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