i mostly tweet about politics and religion—not necessarily in that order

Joined January 2018
Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on: •Iced tea imported from England •Lifeguards imported from Spain •Towels imported from Turkey •And turkey imported from Maine
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wanted a femininomenon got a feloninomenon instead
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august really slipped away into a moment in time
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I would like to know why, in the year 2024, the title of my word document cannot contain a colon :?
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Taylor Swift ruined football blah blah blah… Of course she did. She had a marvelous time ruining everything. We established this 4 years ago. Keep up.
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Taylor Swift would rather release a new album than let any of our theories be correct.
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my favorite thing about myself is that i never wash my water bottle and then wonder why my stomach always hurts
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when the #annualmeeting begins with a motion to table the approval of the minutes from last year due to a constitutional violation #churchisfun
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Hot take: the NRSVue is “Taylor’s Version” of the NRSV with some enhancements from “the Vault” (ancient manuscripts).
one of these days i will know whether i take 202 north or south off of 95 in order to get to 141 north or south but until then i will add 10 minutes into my trip by always choosing the wrong direction and then having to turn around
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Come, Holy Spirit, and fuck some shit up
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life needs mandatory CE for critical thinking skills
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Purity culture is a form of sexual trauma.
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I keep sitting down to read my book and then remembering books I want to order and going online to order them and this is why I have 100+ books laying around that I haven’t read yet… – at Pennsylvania, USA
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Church attendance numbers are declining. But death is something empires, not resurrection people, worry about. -Rachel Held Evans
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