sometimes think i should delete this account but sometimes i need a reminder of why i've worked so hard to stay sober for the last 8 years sometimes that's scrolling through the years of live tweeting my journey down a spiralling hellscape into jaws of death and narrowly escaping

CAN WE FIX THIS??

I don’t know why no one even bothers to wonder if I’m only quiet because I got added to a group DM and then got crazy rich day trading crypto. But you all assume it’s because i hate it here. You’re not wrong but it could be both

don't get me wrong. i could withstand another hellscape tour. This one i'm on now is genuinely awful, for example But i know. I KNOW. i cannot keep wrecked me from attempting to go viral. and the threat of fucked up me on the internet is not something I can live down again no way

I guess I haven’t tweeted all year. Let me bring y’all up to speed: America. Yo. Fuck this place.

Hm. I guess it’s been a while. xitter.cf/seattle_jc/status/8907…

Ok. Super. 👍🏻 xitter.cf/pappaknowsall/status/8…

I just got free cheesecake at BK for being hot and kind of a bitch. Believe in yourself, kids. Dreams can come true.

I just ran 7 miles and now all I want to do is bleed and poop and nap and I gotta pick no more than 2 out of the 3. #sext

I mean really, Donald Trump never even owned any of the women he assaulted so that's a step up from say, our founding fathers. We'll be fine

Everyone relax, nothing in US history has ever prevented rapists from being perfectly fine Presidents.

Can we convince @paulfeig to reboot #Election2016 with all girls?

My plans for tomorrow. #ElectionNight

Oh. Right. He bullied her into silence. Carry on. This is fine. xitter.cf/marjymeechan/status/79…

I. Can't. 😞 xitter.cf/kevinallred/status/796…

Fact: women only fuck things up 77% for every 100% that men do.

In Illinois you can register today right at your polling place. I did. I don't have an Illinois ID and I voted. Go. #Vote2016

Give your White House to women. #imwithbey