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“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious”

Joined March 2022
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Only time we were a threat against Arsenal was when he came on
Still can’t believe Alonso was questioning Estevao’s physical abilities when his ability to stretch opponents is a lethal weapon we have needed this season. Can just recall games we dropped points in where he could have made a big difference
Martin Odegaard 170 PL games, 36 league goals (including penalties) Cole Palmer 105 PL games, 31 NON PENALTY league goals. You are worried about the wrong “10”
Palmer should have the highest % of goals being pens amongst 10s in PL history
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Read both tweets twice to be sure but as per Nas is not a top lyricist? Thee Nas Jones ??
You had Tyler and Nas on the album. Get the fuck outta here with this shit.
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A closer look at the key games 👀🔥

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my dick leans to the left purely out of political conviction
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This win no be convincing one saf, absolutely different game if United squared their chances🤣
Na so🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gassing up this win lmao
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Estevao is playing today meaning they’re winning the game, the way they spoke about him like he was the missing piece we’re waiting for his performance.
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Josh Acheampong btw, a breath of fresh air
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Which is funny cause he come call out sporting directors recently 🤣
Believe it or not Martinez has done worse than Fofana lmaoo tf
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Statements like this piss me off Cause why must shit be hard You like me, I like you too. The end
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Back to back ballon dor nominations but whatever man
Cole Palmer fully in one-season wonder territory at this point. But he has a cool celebration though.
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Believe it or not Martinez has done worse than Fofana lmaoo tf
Battle of ntebes, can’t go 10 seconds without seeing someone on either side doing some dumb shit
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Battle of ntebes, can’t go 10 seconds without seeing someone on either side doing some dumb shit
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People are just itching to come and say this is why Estevao doesn’t start Tsw
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This be the narratives that dey vex me, hold bench to WHOM? What crime has he commented every single attacker there has not done a million times more ??
You see why Estevao dey hold bench?
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Chelsea defenders vs United attackers going bum for bum
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Alonso will throw Estevao into the starting XI after keeping him on the bench all this while. But when he doesn’t do well on the day, you’ll have people coming with “this is the reason he’s not playing” blah blah blah while those that’ve been regulars keep stinking the place
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Hilarious if he flops today🤣
Estevao for make that man ein eye die today else he go tap that bench keep
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Truth is pac is very lucky big Nas and Jay didn't respond to him. They're just miles better lyrically than pac. I would've gotten bad
Pipe down, Jay-Z. You didn't have the flow or charisma to go toe-to-toe with Tupac and survive. He would've obliterated you with one song, just like he did your friend BIG, and made Ether look like a blessing.
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Hers to be specific #hours
Queria uma buceta bem molhada na minha cara
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