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Master of reality | Smiling Revolutionary | Unreconstructed Bum | Abiding the Source code | Extremist Independent | מְנֵא מְנֵא תְּקֵל וּפַרְסִין

Sea of Glass, USA
Joined June 2009
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Surprised I haven't met more Afghani guys named Stan yet. – at Chicago, IL
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.@Cubs You've got this, men! – at Chicago, IL
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Not sure if @Noizey_Man inspired God to create the #Lyrebird or if the Lyrebird inspired God to bring us Mike Winslow in order to prove beyond doubt that We and This are no accident. Plenty of books on the bird. We need a MW autobiography and documentary! youtu.be/mSB71jNq-yQ?si=qEa8…
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Carson Kelly HAS TO lay off of every pitch until two strikes there. Bat on shoulder. Stawp with early season hero lines. Yes, he has a good eye BEHIND the plate. But not taking against THIS REDS team until 2 strikes is craaazy by @Cubs bench there.
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Replying to @united
@united @DENAirport @fly2ohare Lol Why even put us on the plane?
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This has to be the tipping point.
This is a very well-written and eye-opening look into the new prescription drug assembly line funded by taxpayers. “Illinois has enacted a school mental health screening mandate that generates a pipeline of referrals feeding directly into that billing structure. Children are screened. Screenings produce diagnoses. Diagnoses produce prescriptions. Prescriptions produce revenue. Every step is funded by tax dollars. None of it requires that the child actually gets better.”
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How long before @nytimes runs a fawning weekend profile of a precocious (yet patriotic) group of suburban couture IED enthusiasts who have the most adorable (yet stylish) and very capable items in their collection, which, the writer marvels, is thoughtfully "curated by ISIS".
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Turns out, I don't even think we invited them. – at Chicago, IL
Replying to @BBCWorld
Part II. In theatre this winter. Welcome back, Britain!
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Vampire season is upon us. Maybe you're already registered to vote, maybe not. But you've seen the ads. – at Chicago, IL
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Replying to @StateDept
@StateDept Hear me out: Persia gets a State The Kurds/Medes get a State Assyria gets a State So many people could go home. Iraq would necessarily be carved to form these above proposed states/nations. We could call it Babylon again, for Old Time's sake! – at Jefferson Park, Chicago
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The simple fact that he's related to one of the godfathers of American comedy, Larry Fine, means I could forgive him for spearing three babies and four puppies regardless of his politics. – at Harwood Heights, IL
I have never blocked a member of Congress in my life, never had to. But the insane and deranged and genocidal @RepFine posted ten times - 10 times! - today in my replies - my replies! - calling for me to be deported. Dude is not just racist but unhinged. I pity his poor family.
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Bored of Peace – at Chicago, IL
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Please kindly don't distract from the circus to notice how bland the bread has become. – at Chicago, IL
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Now people are upset with ICE for NOT separating families?? – at Chicago, IL
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It's just a tremendous bastard of a cold. It catches your chest, your breath in full. And it continues all day during a Chicago January, Inasmuch as you can withstand stepping outside. You don't know If you'll die from pneumonia, or maybe you'll survive to be a better you should you see tomorrow But you do feel it every time. It's a main character. And you're reminded how small you really are because of it. – at Chicago, IL
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WTF?? – at Harwood Heights, IL
One of the craziest parts of the Reiner killing is that LA no longer has a homicide division. Because of massive layoffs it’s been rolled into one division called “robbery homocide.” The bodies laid in the house for five hours because the cops claimed they needed a search warrant even after identifying the dead bodies. And they couldn’t find the coroner. Keep focusing on Candace because if you actually look at what’s happening, these cities have become third world shit holes. Los Angeles couldn’t find a coroner for one of the most famous people in LA. LA is the only major city in America without a homicide division after laying off 1300 detectives.
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The robbery and homicide divisions of the LA police department were merged into one unit in 1969. It is not a recent event or a result of recent layoffs. lapdonline.org/office-of-the-…
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Chicken thighs are the best part of the bird. No doubt. My mind cannot be changed.
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DJT just ordered these from Amazon. "Jeff was a big donor. The biggest, frankly." @realDonaldTrump
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It's pretty dumbass out here rn.
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