I mean I’m just sitting here in this gas station bathroom. Just poo’d. And there’s no fucking toilet paper man. Just gonna sit here until help arrives.

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dalee^,^ · Oct 23, 2026 · 8:07 PM UTC

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@daIedaleOct 23

Welp someone’s gone ahead and done it. They took my piss.

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dalee^,^ · Oct 22, 2026 · 11:56 PM UTC

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@daIedaleOct 22

m@ihadautismOct 22

Replying to @daIedale

yes can u give me some more Ideas?

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dalee^,^ · Oct 22, 2026 · 12:13 PM UTC

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@daIedaleOct 22

Poo’d so hard my balls got mad

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dalee^,^ · Oct 22, 2026 · 11:07 AM UTC

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@daIedaleOct 22

I’ve been trying very hard

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dalee^,^ · Oct 22, 2026 · 1:49 AM UTC

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@daIedaleOct 22

average goat✿@neb2hiOct 21

Replying to @daIedale

@daIedale wtf is going on

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Wonder of Science · Oct 21, 2026 · 2:33 PM UTC

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@wonderofscienceOct 21

Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart, a behavior known as rafting. 📽: Vancouver Aquarium

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dalee^,^ · Oct 21, 2026 · 10:55 AM UTC

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@daIedaleOct 21

Nothing quite like sticking your ass to a frozen outhouse seat before the sun comes out. What a way to start the day.

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Dinesh Govender · Oct 20, 2026 · 5:00 PM UTC

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@dineshgovenderOct 20

I’m sorry - should have been clearer. It was about Meg Thee Stallion’s declared goals / vision-boarding. Achieved her goal 15 years after first declaring it is “Wow” for me.

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dalee^,^ · Oct 20, 2026 · 10:11 PM UTC

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@daIedaleOct 20

You guys know I’m an incel right

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