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Pat Spillan

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Thousands Expected At Outside Screening Of Coronation In Coalisland tyronetribulations.com/2023/…
Thousands Expected At Outside Screening Of Coronation In Coalisland

Thousands Expected At Outside Screening Of Coronation In Coalisland

Organisers of the Coalisland big screening of Charles Windsor’s coronation as King of England have warned people to get there early to avoid the disappointment of being turned away and having…

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Funding Initiative To Rewild Tyrone Men In Swatragh and Dungiven Gets Green Light Despite Protests tyronetribulations.com/2023/…
Funding Initiative To Rewild Tyrone Men In Swatragh and Dungiven Gets Green Light Despite Protests

Funding Initiative To Rewild Tyrone Men In Swatragh and Dungiven Gets Green Light Despite Protests

Money has finally been released by the Department of Improvement to rewild virile Tyrone men in the heartland of county Derry in order to boost athletic achievement, despite rioting from local men …

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Anger As Gortin Man Leaves Bad Review of Coalisland Canal On TripAdvisor tyronetribulations.com/2023/…
Anger As Gortin Man Leaves Bad Review of Coalisland Canal On TripAdvisor

Anger As Gortin Man Leaves Bad Review of Coalisland Canal On TripAdvisor

There have been calls for retaliation after a Gortin man went on TripAdvisor last week and left a scathing review of the Coalisland Canal and general area, giving it no stars out of 5. The reviewer…

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Tyrone To Heat By 10 Degrees By 2030. Flights May Be Redirected From Santa Ponsa To Ardboe. tyronetribulations.com/2023/…
Tyrone To Heat By 10 Degrees By 2030. Flights May Be Redirected From Santa Ponsa To Ardboe.

Tyrone To Heat By 10 Degrees By 2030. Flights May Be Redirected From Santa Ponsa To Ardboe.

Scientists have warned Tyrone Tourism Board (TTB) to start thinking about rebranding the county as a getaway hot-weather holiday destination after they predicted that the county’s temperature…

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Donaghmore Woman Makes Thousands Selling Pictures Of Her Verruca/Bunion Feet On Internet tyronetribulations.com/2023/…
Donaghmore Woman Makes Thousands Selling Pictures Of Her Verruca/Bunion Feet On Internet

Donaghmore Woman Makes Thousands Selling Pictures Of Her Verruca/Bunion Feet On Internet

A three-time East Tyrone’s Strongest Woman winner has made the county’s top 100 earners after she made £800’000 selling pictures of her unkempt feet to buyers across the globe on …

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Carrickmore Man Takes Big Minus Offer on The Chase, Leaving Team Owing The Chaser Money tyronetribulations.com/2023/…
Carrickmore Man Takes Big Minus Offer on The Chase, Leaving Team Owing The Chaser Money

Carrickmore Man Takes Big Minus Offer on The Chase, Leaving Team Owing The Chaser Money

A Carrickmore mountaineer has gone underground after he took a minus £4000 offer on today’s episode of the chase, leaving his team owing the Chaser £1000 whether they won the chase or not. Pa…

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Saint Patrick Disliked Piano-Keyed Accordions, The Colour Green, And Hated Bodhrán Players, Claims Historian tyronetribulations.com/2023/…
Saint Patrick Disliked Piano-Keyed Accordions, The Colour Green, And Hated Bodhrán Players,...

Saint Patrick Disliked Piano-Keyed Accordions, The Colour Green, And Hated Bodhrán Players,...

In an explosive revelation this morning, a Dromore historian has revealed that documents he found in a field near his house confirm that St Patrick wasn’t all that fussed on Ireland all the t…

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WHAT’S ON IN TYRONE – THIS WEEKEND tyronetribulations.com/2023/…
WHAT’S ON IN TYRONE – THIS WEEKEND

WHAT’S ON IN TYRONE – THIS WEEKEND

SATURDAY 4TH MARCH BALLYGAWLEY – RAVE AT THE ROUNDABOUT In order to raise spirits after recent defeats, the Tyrone County Board is holding a rave in the middle of the Ballygawley Roundabout. …

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Kildress Woman Accidentally Breaks Lent By Eating 8-Pack of Wagon Wheels tyronetribulations.com/2023/…
Kildress Woman Accidentally Breaks Lent By Eating 8-Pack of Wagon Wheels

Kildress Woman Accidentally Breaks Lent By Eating 8-Pack of Wagon Wheels

A Kildress seamstress has tweeted the Vatican asking for pardon after she accidentally ate eight Wagon Wheels whilst watching the TV on Thursday night. Winnie McGurk (57) who sews curtains for the …

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DUP May Return To NI Assembly Under Four New Conditions. Other Parties Might Play Along Anyway. tyronetribulations.com/2023/…
DUP May Return To NI Assembly Under Four New Conditions. Other Parties Might Play Along Anyway.

DUP May Return To NI Assembly Under Four New Conditions. Other Parties Might Play Along Anyway.

It was confirmed this morning that the DUP may return to Stormont if four important conditions were adhered to from the moment they step into the building, according to sources close to a high-rank…

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Riots In Coalisland As Lilt Changes Its Name tyronetribulations.com/2023/…
Riots In Coalisland As Lilt Changes Its Name

Riots In Coalisland As Lilt Changes Its Name

Local community leaders in Coalisland have called for calm after widespread riots broke out around the town following the news that Lilt will not be called Lilt from later this week. Rebranded Fant…

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Possible Donegal Spy Balloon Spotted Flying Over Ballygawley. Shot Down. tyronetribulations.com/2023/…
Possible Donegal Spy Balloon Spotted Flying Over Ballygawley. Shot Down.

Possible Donegal Spy Balloon Spotted Flying Over Ballygawley. Shot Down.

Tyrone GAA officials have officially complained to GAA administrators in Dublin after it emerged that a balloon flying over Ballygawley on Thursday was possibly a Donegal spy balloon, as it appeare…

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Steep Rise In Gulpins Linked To Covid Vaccinations Says Omagh Scientist tyronetribulations.com/2023/…
Steep Rise In Gulpins Linked To Covid Vaccinations Says Omagh Scientist

Steep Rise In Gulpins Linked To Covid Vaccinations Says Omagh Scientist

A 50% rise in gulpins in Tyrone over the last two years has been linked with those who received at least one vaccination, an Omagh scientist with over six years experience with working in a pharmac…

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Castaway Tyrone Man Returns To Home After 4 Years Lost On Coney Island tyronetribulations.com/2023/…
Castaway Tyrone Man Returns To Home After 4 Years Lost On Coney Island

Castaway Tyrone Man Returns To Home After 4 Years Lost On Coney Island

A Coalisland man who had been missing for four years after his boat disappeared on Lough Neagh has returned home after making a makeshift boat out of trees on Coney Island and waiting for the wind …

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Parents To Sue BBC NI Weather Team If Children Stay Off Another Day tyronetribulations.com/2023/…
Parents To Sue BBC NI Weather Team If Children Stay Off Another Day

Parents To Sue BBC NI Weather Team If Children Stay Off Another Day

A group of Tyrone parents has already started proceedings against Barra Best, Angie Phillips, Cecilia Daly, and Geoff Maskell after their children were kept off school for another day today due to …

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Harry Windsor Claims Gough Should Have Sent Off More Tyrone Men v Armagh tyronetribulations.com/2023/…
Harry Windsor Claims Gough Should Have Sent Off More Tyrone Men v Armagh

Harry Windsor Claims Gough Should Have Sent Off More Tyrone Men v Armagh

In an explosive chapter in his book ‘Spare’, the German Harry Windsor has railed against Tyrone’s defence of their All-Ireland title last year and claims that David Gough ‘s…

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SF leaders McDonald & O’Neill At Odds Over Importance Of Soda Bread in United Ireland tyronetribulations.com/2022/…
SF leaders McDonald & O’Neill At Odds Over Importance Of Soda Bread in United Ireland

SF leaders McDonald & O’Neill At Odds Over Importance Of Soda Bread in United Ireland

A Sinn Fein insider has confirmed that Mary Lou McDonald and Michelle O’Neill are refusing to see eye-to-eye over the role of soda bread in a united Ireland, with O’Neill adamant that h…

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Riots In Brackaville Over Decorations Taken Down Early tyronetribulations.com/2022/…
Riots In Brackaville Over Decorations Taken Down Early

Riots In Brackaville Over Decorations Taken Down Early

Police have called for calm in Brackaville after fights broke out in several estates over the taking down of decorations by several residents, a full week before the traditional Brackaville take-do…

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Qatari Billionaire Launches Bid To Buy Brocagh Emmetts GAC. Christmas Prize Draw Now £500’000. tyronetribulations.com/2022/…
Qatari Billionaire Launches Bid To Buy Brocagh Emmetts GAC. Christmas Prize Draw Now £500’000.

Qatari Billionaire Launches Bid To Buy Brocagh Emmetts GAC. Christmas Prize Draw Now £500’000.

A young Qatari billionaire, Mohammad Bate-Al-Aroundim, has announced lavish plans to regenerate East Tyrone as a Mecca for Tyrone football which includes an ambitious plan to build a 30’000 s…

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Rush To Panic Buy Swimming Trunks & Bikinis In Cookstown As Barra Best Announces Winter Solstice tyronetribulations.com/2022/…
Rush To Panic Buy Swimming Trunks & Bikinis In Cookstown As Barra Best Announces Winter Solstice

Rush To Panic Buy Swimming Trunks & Bikinis In Cookstown As Barra Best Announces Winter Solstice

A shop in Cookstown has reported tremendous sales in swimming trunks, bikinis, and suntan lotion after Barra Best announced on TV this morning that the days will start getting longer from tomorrow.…

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