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snake_dad

@daggerbyte

Sheboygan’s wayward poet

 Illinois
Joined April 2010
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slick@dlicj26 Oct 2022
my dick is a “grower” in that it grows on you how small it is. you get used to how small it is and actually start to like that it’s small. it doesn’t grow to be big
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I'm A VERY SICK LADY..I HAVE PARASITIC WORM INFECTIONS .CONSTIPATION S, HERNIA.FROM Leesa Scalise POISONED ME WITH CAT, DOG, PIGEONSHIT, Scalise SHIT,AJAX WITH BLEACH,but SATAN FUCKER HORNY DOG WAREWOLF FUCKER Leesa SCALISE ACCUSES ME ON THE STREET! forgive I got to show.I REST
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Image from GOD ERZSEBET GRAVES (@GravesGod)
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I want to die.
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when i say i want to be swept away i mean i want to have sex with the brooms from fantasia
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jaden
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Doctor Bong's House
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surveillance for cop cooperation is literally the WORST gift you could give
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@ring20 Oct 2022
See who's coming to town this holiday season and beyond with great deals from Ring.

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Muzzy@_YungMuzzy_10 Nov 2022
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Candy Coated (@CandyCoatedPVC) profile pictureCandy Coated@CandyCoatedPVC10 Nov 2022
Our new inflatable bondage couch suit is for sale on our store and made to order so you can pick from clear or a number of other colors too.
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I’m crying
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kos@kostancaaa__9 Nov 2022
doc rivers at pregame press conferences
Matt Wilstein (@mattwilstein) profile pictureMatt Wilstein@mattwilstein8 Nov 2022
A real quote from Donald Trump about tonight’s results: "Well, I think if they win, I should get all the credit. If they lose, I should not be blamed at all."
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Apple Butter Vomit Shit Wonton Butt
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Joan 🍉@Joan_Atoms6 Nov 2022
Tanks are tops, healers are bottoms, DPS don't have sex.
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all of my problems would be solved if i had snoopy teacup
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Replying to @PopBase
Billionaires finding new ways to be comically evil
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May I present to you “What is a man?” as written by traditional western men
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Image from Brooke from Let’s Not Date (@TheLetsNotDate)
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ME: ok jason, do you know why you're here today? we're going to do some tests working towards a possible diagnosis of ADHD JASON BOURNE: (looking around my office, reacting to a noise outside) ... i'm sorry can you repeat that? ME: hmmm. ok, (makes a note on my clipboard)
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tiny thursday
a very small spider with a web made between posts of a circular metal trellis. it is an orange red and the back of its abdomen is a bright green. basil blooms are visible on the left edge of the photo and the background is a gray brick house.

ALT a very small spider with a web made between posts of a circular metal trellis. it is an orange red and the back of its abdomen is a bright green. basil blooms are visible on the left edge of the photo and the background is a gray brick house.

fungal bodies growing on the woody stem of a plant cutting. the background is out of focus but a backyard and some container plants are somewhat visible.

ALT fungal bodies growing on the woody stem of a plant cutting. the background is out of focus but a backyard and some container plants are somewhat visible.

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This poison swamp biome is ruining my Jordans
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JAV Titles@JAVdottxt2 Nov 2022
Ass Bitch!!
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