Daily success quotes

"Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities." Aldous Huxley

"Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth." Don Marquis

"It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis." Margaret Bonnano

"Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side." Anonymous

"A motion to adjourn is always in order." Robert Heinlein

"The idea of all-out nuclear war is unsettling." Walter Goodman

"The report of my death was an exaggeration." Mark Twain

"Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends." Woody Allen

"It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back." Mick Jagger

"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." Edgar Allan Poe

"If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner." Tallulah Bankhead

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"In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait." Jose Simon

"MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980's." Doug Ferrari

"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." Sir Winston Churchill

"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets." Unknown

"An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field." Niels Bohr

"The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children." Clarence Darrow