the way this new iPhone feature interacts with my ass here is quite perplexing

was playing games with friends and then got really overwhelmed and got off for a minute to decompress and then fell asleep and now everyones done playing and now im deeply deeply sad

feeling very "I still go to Taco Bell, drive-thru, raw as hell, I don't care, I'm still real, no matter how many records I sell”

hips~

day 6 of eating a bowl of pasta every day im kinda of peaking lowkey this is kinda the best for me

making pasta after an edible is a very sensual experience

i forgot to tell you im going COLLEGE are you excited i am SO SCARED what if im a failure :)

dont listen to dawn shes a liar she actually fucks w deadlock heavy and she thinks its gonna be the Next Fortnite she said that fr her words

if pics with me wearing a very comfortable sweater sweatpants combo got me more interactions enough to make me money then i would be a cozy core influencer or whatever and probabaly really good at it im often times very cozy and comfortable and i could show you all how

gotta say as a Premium Edition Arc Raiders Hater i do find the grappling hook to be the most fun thing they have ever added to the game cuz you can do very silly and very satisfying things just like this and its something the game has really been lacking imo

hungry Adam Smith be like mmmm the Invisible Ham

hey so sometimes i’ll apologize to myself out loud when i inconvenience myself and i dont do it on purpose and i was just thinking about how thats probably not normal

Welcome to Deadlock, the game where everythings made up and the points don’t matter

what i lack in boobies i make up for in brain worms

every donut should be 1 dollar max and im sick of pretending like anything else is okay

quick why is my mega Aggron missing 4 stone edges in a row im gonna lose my great ball 2 ranking im freaking out

i wanna change my name on league of legends what should i change my name too give me suggestions

how do i feel pretty again i forgot

love love love that deadlocks 3 newest releases are 2 old people that hangout in the park way too much and a Giant Rat