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Live reporting from the power being out 😂
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Beautiful note from our chump-in-chief Governor Walz of Minnesota. I couldn’t actually get through the meaningless complaints and weird rhetoric. I’ve never seen a politician openly criticize normal day-to-day operations of their office this much. Rip Melissa Hortman .
Minnesota has to come first - always. Today, I’m proud of the work we’ve done to make Minnesota the best place to live and raise kids. I’ve decided to step out of the race and let others worry about the election while I focus on the work.
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Jim Bowden at The Athletic is an absolute asshat and total fake wearing the emperor's clothes. How this man pretends to discuss trade deals like he is a farmer at a cattle show is beyond me. 'Rebuilding' in baseball is a myth and you can either decide to be champions or give up.
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@tlschwerz you are also a total demon from the depths of Lakeville. To promote an amateur writer on your platform calling for the dissolution of the Twins campaign is below even your paltry state of morals. I have seen so many so-called 'analysts' calling for the Twins demise.
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Nobody needs to be a Twins fan its not that hard to not root for them. But to actively root against our team with the half-baked jabs and doom and gloom language is enough to get the fuck out of here. Not this year #MNTwins @tlschwerz
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Automation is emotional protection.
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Bibi funds Hamas then comes asking for help after Hamas attacks him. Gotta say no its type messy.
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Serious question, what are we supposed to eat? The healthy food options here in midsize US city are so packed with nuts and seeds its like bird food on the all-natural end of things. What are you cooking Twitter that tastes good and is wholesome?
The same bread, cheese, and pasta that keeps Europeans healthy… Is making Americans sick. Same foods. Opposite effects. And no one asks why. Here are 11 American foods banned in other countries:🧵 1. American Cheese (made with Sodium Phosphate)
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He’s not a left fielder. The Manager blew the game. The team is delusional.
I know it’s a tough play, but with the game on the line this catch needs to be made by Willi Castro.
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Welp, it's official .. Twins pitching decision-making is absolute garbage. They are No. 1 in the league in how many losses come from a blown relief outing, at 50%, while astoundingly holding the third lowest bullpen ERA, 3.32, behind the Tigers and the Rays. #MNTwins
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There are two great broadcasters, Bob Costas and Joe Buck, who are each doing games tonight.
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FINAL: the other team scored more runs than us
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What do I have to do to stop Tommy Watkins from being associated with this team in 2025? #MNTwins
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Delta serves moldy food on flight from Detroit to Amsterdam, stock loses almost 9% of value .. welp 🤷‍♀️
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Ok Twitter 🙅‍♀️ who orders their drink to match their entrée ?
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Charles Oakley is in Minneapolis!
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Rocco did not manage the game well last night vis à vis pitching changes. The Mariners won 10-6. #MNTwins
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Is summer coming up or winter? I can’t even keep track .. #weather
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