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Howler No. 77 retweeted
Ladies and gentlemen this entire post is what a seared/dead conscience sounds like
It doesn’t always work like that oh☹️☹️ When I was working in the bank, one of my colleagues was dating a big man who happened to be one of our major customers. At the time, she still had her boyfriend so we all advised her to just chop the man’s money while maintaining her relationship. 😭 Six months into the relationship, she came to work one day and told us the man wanted to leave his wife and marry her we screamed.. We told her not to make that mistake because we were convinced that if he could leave his wife for her, he could also leave her for someone else. She married him exactly one year into their relationship. Fast-forward to when she had her first pregnancy, the man sponsored her to USA to have their first baby. she sent us chocolate and whenever I’m eating that chocolate, I feel like ntor 🥵😜was attached to it because imagined she listened to our advice? She for still dey do “next customer please with that red bank” She has had her second child with the same man, got a brand-new car as a push present and her mum has travelled to the USA about five times now. Omo, life don pass rich prince falling in love with village girl feem abeg.. Anytime I view her status, I’m always grateful that she followed her mind oh and never listen to us.
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Howler No. 77 retweeted
The atheist believes that a hospital should be built instead of a church. The Church built another hospital while the atheist was busy thinking about how great his beliefs are.
Be atheist. Be happy ❤️
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The Catholic Church is the largest provider of Healthcare in the world. Including approximately: Hospitals: ~5,377 to 5,500 Clinics and dispensaries: ~14,000 to 18,000 Homes for the elderly, disabled, and chronically ill: ~15,000 to 16,000 Orphanages: ~8,500 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_…
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Howler No. 77 retweeted
One thing last night exposed is that APC loyalists know the country is badly governed. They’re not oblivious to the hardship; they’re simply hoping to benefit from the same rotten system someday. For many, it’s not about defending good governance, but protecting their chances of getting a share.
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Howler No. 77 retweeted
When you develop your states, gatekeep poor people from other regions What should be allowed in is capital and skilled labour If you don't do it, you will lose what you have built It'll also force other states to step up
Nigerian radical Islamist leads young volunteer cadets in parade chanting “Give me AK47 to go into the infidels in Jos, in Enugu on a Sunday and spray fire on them while they worship”
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I struggle to believe these people are having fun.
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Howler No. 77 retweeted
They will tell you how the current electricity arrangement is unsustainable and subsidy needs to be removed, but a freaking youth leader has access to enough cash to be distributing Prados like coaster biscuit. A youth leader.
Nigeria is too broke to subsidize healthcare, education, electricity, too broke to subsidize anything that will benefit citizens but there’s always money for the enjoyment of APC members.
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Howler No. 77 retweeted
"LOL 😂 Many of you think Nigeria is rich or that corruption or mismanagement is Nigeria's problem, but let me tell you, corruption is not even in the top 10 of Nigerian problems" —A neutral apolitical Nigerian analysing Nigeria's problems.
If you mention paying teachers 500k, people will crowd ur mentions to say its not sustainable, but this is sustainable?😂
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Howler No. 77 retweeted
Performative atheists will be like “you believe in prayer? That pales in effectiveness compared to my strategy, building a hospital” and then not build a hospital.
Be atheist. Be happy ❤️
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Catholic Church is the largest provider of Healthcare in the world. Including approximately: Hospitals: ~5,377 to 5,500 Clinics and dispensaries: ~14,000 to 18,000 Homes for the elderly, disabled, and chronically ill: ~15,000 to 16,000 Orphanages: ~8,500 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_…
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Howler No. 77 retweeted
So it’s not the diplomacy/actions of the government that determines the strength or weakness of our passports, it’s social media posts of people talking about the news?? Lmaoooooooooo
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Howler No. 77 retweeted
But you are a slave. If you’ve been crying for two hundred years that the white man is causing your problems, you’re admitting his mastery over you and your affairs.
We don't share the same aspirations as you to be worthless white man slave. I hope they find you some prison space real soon, I hope a racist cop plants drugs on you to meet state prison population quotas. Slaves like you don't deserve freedom
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Howler No. 77 retweeted
france “stole” resources by negotiating with corrupt politicians😂😂
Technip who is owned by the French govt was caught sending $180 million in bribes to Abacha and other officials for access to Nigerian gas. Why would you trust a country that’s willing to bribe your politicians to sell out working class Nigerians ?
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Howler No. 77 retweeted
They sent us to villa park in the 2nd week on a Monday night thinking we would have a slow start in our title defence but Saka had other plans
Assna took care of business at Villa Park before Jackson, Manzambi and em arrived
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Britain literally invaded the US and Washington DC, burned down the capital, used Canada and the natives to attack the US and tried to isolate them and people are acting like they shouldn't have agency because someone is attacking them.
The British tried to destabilize a fledgling USA as well. France tried (many times) to destabilize the British. Haiti was already unstable when the USA occupied it. You want people to treat you with kids gloves while you claim that you’re as capable as them. Show your capacity then.
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Howler No. 77 retweeted
Make pesin dey pretend 16 years in advance. This Peter Obi guy is so corny. Vote for him sha.
Peter Obi flew into Haiti in 2010 - days after a devastating earthquake flattened the country with actor Bob Manuel. He didn’t just drop off a cheque. He donated $200,000, then stayed on the ground as an aid worker… with his son. Was he campaigning to become President of Haiti? No. He was simply doing what some leaders only pretend to do when the cameras are rolling. #GoodMorning
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Howler No. 77 retweeted
Time and time again, the public has been shown to have zero idea of what innovations will be consequential. Yet people seriously still believe an economy run by the public would be a good one. Such a delusional belief system.
5 years ago: Starlink is such a stupid idea. Anyone wasting money investing in this Musk scam deserves to lose everything. Today: Starlink is essential to the defense of an invaded nation. Access to Starlink is a human right! Nationalize it!
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Howler No. 77 retweeted
They gathered APC influencers in one group and told them to use “fraud” to label Peter obi to downplay his achievements and significance. They use “mob” to gaslight the people they’re killing day and night with political violence and their style of “governance”. But Justice is not being done if people aren’t genuinely scared to declare their support for Tinubu. Subsaharan Africa have fooled around for too long and Nigeria has led this fooling to the extremes. Certain things must stop for good.
*300 people kidnapped. Over 40 feared dead* Silence. *10s of billions of Naira misallocated* Silence. *Peter Obi makes a typographical error* “Those of you who haven’t clocked the fraud because you’re too scared of the mob will learn. We missed a bullet!”
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Howler No. 77 retweeted
Atheists be like "we should build a hospital instead if a church" and then not build any hospitals – at Duran, Ecuador
Be atheist. Be happy ❤️
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Catholic Church is the largest provider of Healthcare in the world. Including approximately: Hospitals: ~5,377 to 5,500 Clinics and dispensaries: ~14,000 to 18,000 Homes for the elderly, disabled, and chronically ill: ~15,000 to 16,000 Orphanages: ~8,500 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_…
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Howler No. 77 retweeted
The British tried to destabilize a fledgling USA as well. France tried (many times) to destabilize the British. Haiti was already unstable when the USA occupied it. You want people to treat you with kids gloves while you claim that you’re as capable as them. Show your capacity then.
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Howler No. 77 retweeted
If suffer don too tire you, get your PVC & ensure Tinubu leaves next year. If e never tire you, leave am make e rule till 2031, plenty talk no dey.
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Howler No. 77 retweeted
The people that did this to a voter in Lagos in 2023 are today calling Obidients —cultists & terrorists all because we refused to be intimated on social media o. They all celebrated this att@ck, but Obidients are the devil. Don't let anyone gaslight you!
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