Damon Xanthopoulos (@damonxanth) profile picture

I draw. I podcast (@yiciai). He/him/his, but—I beg of you—please don’t talk about me behind my back.

Nashville, TN
Joined February 2011
My friend @aswanzz has a beautiful piece in @oprahmagazine this month. It’s gorgeous, chilling, full of heart-rending imagery, and flashes of hope. I love you, Adam, and I’m so proud. oprahmag.com/life/a33913828/…
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2020 has been a bad year for everyone, except that one snooty friend of yours who always hated ‘Harry Potter.’
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bUt bUt ... hOw aRe yOu gOnNa pAy fOr iT? – at Isla Mujeres, Quintana Roo
The $6,400,000,000,000 we have spent on wars since 9/11 could have ended homelessness in the United States 320 times.
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Civil War generals as Muppets a definitive thread:
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my name is ridley scott and i love ONLY one thing: filling androids with a milky substance! do NOT talk to me UNLEss it is about robot milk!!!!!!! thank you!
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We're 9 days from everyone on your Facebook feed who have been silent about 185,000 American's dying posting "NEVER FORGET!"
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This episode was fun to record, mostly because DJ is tired of my schtick so it’s good to have @larissamaestro and Lauren to tell the same well-worn jokes to.
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I love this! From "Mister Invincible" by Pascal Jousselin.
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not sure anything has quite gotten to me the way the drive to make rittenhouse a right-wing hero of self-defense has. it is, to me, the single most ominous development of the year.
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"Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!"
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Remember in ‘The Little Mermaid’ when Ariel reveals that Eric’s bride-to-be is Ursula in disguise, the sun sets (fulfilling Ariel’s curse), and Ursula maniacally laughs, “You’re too late! You’re too late!”? Remember that? Anyway...
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I’m starting a #godundme to complete the emotional wall I’m building between myself and all you other idiots.
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Fashion Industry: Hey. Me: Hey. Fashion Industry: So... ...you know those clothes I’ve been telling you are ugly for the past thirty years? Me: siiiiiigh
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There are a few differences between the movie and the books. In the movie, the Club inadvertently torments a gardener named Mrs. Haberman, whereas the books are good.
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Me: I think I’ve really curbed my instinct to self-sabotage. *bites into an everything bagel after brushing my teeth no less than five minutes earlier*
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Ohhhhh...so THAT’s a trigger...
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Get someone to watch David Michael, we have a new episode out!
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I (M35) invite eight people I’ve been extorting money and information from to a beautiful house to finally end our financial arrangement, and one (or maybe three) of them ends up killing me! AITA?
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