
I draw. I podcast (@yiciai). He/him/his, but—I beg of you—please don’t talk about me behind my back.
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Joined February 2011
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My friend @aswanzz has a beautiful piece in @oprahmagazine this month. It’s gorgeous, chilling, full of heart-rending imagery, and flashes of hope. I love you, Adam, and I’m so proud. oprahmag.com/life/a33913828/…
2020 has been a bad year for everyone, except that one snooty friend of yours who always hated ‘Harry Potter.’
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my name is ridley scott and i love ONLY one thing: filling androids with a milky substance! do NOT talk to me UNLEss it is about robot milk!!!!!!! thank you!
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We're 9 days from everyone on your Facebook feed who have been silent about 185,000 American's dying posting
"NEVER FORGET!"
This episode was fun to record, mostly because DJ is tired of my schtick so it’s good to have @larissamaestro and Lauren to tell the same well-worn jokes to.
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not sure anything has quite gotten to me the way the drive to make rittenhouse a right-wing hero of self-defense has. it is, to me, the single most ominous development of the year.
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"Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!"
Remember in ‘The Little Mermaid’ when Ariel reveals that Eric’s bride-to-be is Ursula in disguise, the sun sets (fulfilling Ariel’s curse), and Ursula maniacally laughs, “You’re too late! You’re too late!”? Remember that?
Anyway...
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I’m starting a #godundme to complete the emotional wall I’m building between myself and all you other idiots.
Fashion Industry: Hey.
Me: Hey.
Fashion Industry: So... ...you know those clothes I’ve been telling you are ugly for the past thirty years?
Me: siiiiiigh
There are a few differences between the movie and the books. In the movie, the Club inadvertently torments a gardener named Mrs. Haberman, whereas the books are good.
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Me: I think I’ve really curbed my instinct to self-sabotage.
*bites into an everything bagel after brushing my teeth no less than five minutes earlier*
Get someone to watch David Michael, we have a new episode out!
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