Professional cynic

Joined March 2019
5 cop cars just flew down Foster towards Cumberland Ave. Any idea what's happening?
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Can anyone explain WHY the landscaping SWAT teams are out adding to the poor air quality today??๐Ÿ˜ก For Christ's sake, we're under a red alert. Unless they switch to electric, they should be fined.๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ
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Splash&Cody(RIP๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜ข) retweeted
Longtime Nadig Newspapersโ€™ political columnist Russ Stewart died last month at the age of 76. He wrote about 2,500 columns for this newspaper since 1973. He passed away peacefully at his Norwood Park home on June 23 nadignewspapers.com/longtimeโ€ฆ
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Splash&Cody(RIP๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜ข) retweeted
Please help! I am Teddy, The Vicarage Cat, and X has locked me out of my old account and mum can't remember the password! Please follow me and retweet this to find all my old friends!! #CatsOnX #CatsOnTwitter #cats #catsoftwitter #catsofx
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Balloon releases are just plain littering and bad for the environment in many ways ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ Balloons disrupted power for 2,000 customers in Milwaukee over the weekend jsonline.com/story/news/locaโ€ฆ
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SOMEONE PULL THE DAMN STRING!! Trumpty Dumpty's spewing the same shit again!!
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Splash&Cody(RIP๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜ข) retweeted
Thoughts from the US "In my life, I have watched John Kennedy talk on television about missiles in Cuba. I saw Lyndon Johnson look Richard Russell squarely in the eye and and say, "And we shall overcome." I saw Richard Nixon resign and Gerald Ford tell the Congress that our long national nightmare was over. I saw Jimmy Carter talk about malaise and Ronald Reagan talk about a shining city on a hill. I saw George H.W. Bush deliver the eulogy for the Soviet bloc, and Bill Clinton comfort the survivors of Timothy McVeigh's madness in Oklahoma City. I saw George W. Bush struggle to make sense of it all on September 11, 2001, and I saw Barack Obama sing 'Amazing Grace' in the wounded sanctuary of Mother Emanuel Church in Charleston, South Carolina. "These were the presidents of my lifetime. These were not perfect men. They were not perfect presidents, god knows. Not one of them was that. But they approached the job, and they took to the podium, with all the gravitas they could muster as appropriate to the job. They tried, at least, to reach for something in the presidency that was beyond their grasp as ordinary human beings. They were not all ennobled by the attempt, but they tried nonetheless. "And comes now this hopeless, vicious buffoon, and the audience of equally hopeless and vicious buffoons who laughed and cheered when he made sport of a woman whose lasting memory of the trauma she suffered is the laughter of the perpetrators. Now he comes, a man swathed in scandal, with no interest beyond what he can put in his pocket and what he can put over on a universe of suckers, and he does something like this while occupying an office that we gave him, and while endowed with a public trust that he dishonors every day he wakes up in the White House. "The scion of a multigenerational criminal enterprise, the parameters of which we are only now beginning to comprehend. A vessel for all the worst elements of the American condition. And a cheap, soulless bully besides. We never have had such a cheap counterfeit of a president* as currently occupies the office. We never have had a president* so completely deserving of scorn and yet so small in the office that it almost seems a waste of time and energy to summon up the requisite contempt. "Watch how a republic dies in the empty eyes of an empty man who feels nothing but his own imaginary greatness, and who cannot find in himself the decency simply to shut up even when it is in his best interest to do so. Presidents don't have to be heroes to be good presidents. They just have to realize that their humanity is our common humanity, and that their political commonwealth is our political commonwealth, too. Watch him behind the seal of the President of the United States. Isn't he a funny man? Isn't what happened to that lady hilarious? Watch the assembled morons cheer. This is the only story now." - Charles Pierce
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We are getting reports of HUNDREDS of dogs being turned into shelters because of the fires. We never needed fosters & adopters more than now. If you can foster or adopt in the LA area, please DM me. If you don't live in LA, please share this post. You never know who will see it.
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It's happened again!! 2 trends! Wuggie, you're on fire! #chilltent #CactusGulch
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There's a urgent need for help at a local cat sanctuary. They provide safe havens for countless cats and kittens in need. Every little bit counts. Please consider donating or sharing! gofund.me/73d4b9b7. dis be mys anty rooroos gfm for da likkle kitties dat needs new mummas an daddas, we needs lots of halp to pwotek deez babies an get mesidyn for dem, if yoo not can halp wiff munnys den pweeze sher for us! fanks yoo๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’œ
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Missing Chesham
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BEGGING FOR HELP ๐Ÿšจ ๐Ÿšจ ๐Ÿšจ Urgent help needed for supplys Can food crunchy & litter are critically low Help is needed for the rescues the ferals colonies plus 2 cats hospitalized Calling all CWNH angels to help with any amount they can PayPal.me/catswithnohope
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Splash&Cody(RIP๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜ข) retweeted
We need more volunteers in WNC for rescues, wellness checks, and relief delivery!! Volunteer here: crowdsourcerescue.org/hurricโ€ฆ Theres a short training (10 minutes), then youre off to the races. Reasonable amount of self sufficiency is required.
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Missing #WD18
#Caturday SAKKA still #missing This gorgeous cat hasn't been found yet She hasn't been seen since 27 July 2024 Croxley area #WD18 Has anyone spotted this lovely girl? Please let @SueAndPakka know๐Ÿ™
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Sharing this post: Looks like he was found in 017 but taken to the 016th District. Please contact 016th District for more information.
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Splash&Cody(RIP๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜ข) retweeted
๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ PLEEEEEASE VOTEY FORE DOUGIE!!!! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ m.shortstack.page/g464rN?sreโ€ฆ Onley TWO day left to votely fore me! Thanmky yuo so varey mush mine frends ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน
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Splash&Cody(RIP๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜ข) retweeted
MISSING PERSON-The Oak Lawn PD is actively looking for Lorenzo White. Mr. White is 65 years of age and was last seen near Advocate Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn wearing a red sweater and blue jeans. Mr. White may be confused. If located contact Oak Lawn PD 708-422-8292.
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