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philadelphia presale today, use code tosh
april 6
The Met
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Lisbon on sale!!!!!
2nd shows on sale today: New York, Chicago, Milwaukee, Madison
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2nd shows added in new brunswick and minneapolis!!!!
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need a distraction?! today’s #toshshow guest makes reading erotic so if you are listening at work and get a boner or whatever girls get, don’t say i didn’t warn you. #spicy #ya #sexualtension #penetration #nsfw #earporn #readingisfundamental #theireyesmet
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the real reason i moved the studio to malibu was to make it more convenient for today’s #toshshow guest. #location #location #location #realestate #househunters
#malibooyah #buyersmarketnovfifth
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this is the closest thing to a halloween themed #toshshow episode i'm willing to do, because i'm an adult!! #nocostumes #nocandy #justbusiness #zombie #evil #ghosts
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today is my most erotic #toshshow episode yet! she’s worked inside prisons and beverly hills and today has made time for the sexually troubled fans of #toshnation! #sextherapist #sextherapy #generouslover #thedoctorisin #freakoff
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the suspense over whether or not milton killed my parents is killing me! let’s check in on mom during this #toshshow hurricane emergency pod. #bingetheweatherchannel #stormsurge #protectthishouse #dadsfishingpier
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on today’s #toshshow you learn what kind of man i am when it comes to cars… the kind that knows to hire a real man/woMan to fix them. #greasemonkey #iwanttogofast #rotatethetires #pimpmyride #wiperfluidislow #tinker #ev #tirepressure #brakepads
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fire up the generator and slather on some sunscreen for today’s #toshshow. #burningman #theplaya #dusty #festivallife #cantgowontgo #burnitdown #engineering #heavymachinery #offerings #bicycletheft
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today’s episode of #toshsow promises to be the most unrelatable sode to date, so buckle up!! even i can’t afford some of the nonsense today’s guest is pushing #onepercent #luxurytravel #megayachts #sainttropezisoverrated #elitism #coffeeenemas #fancyman
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being humble is one thing, this week's #toshshow guest not even knowing that he's in the guinness book of world records is a whole other level #greatrecognizesgreat #mountaingoat #cliffhanger #elcapitan #freesolo #vanlife #professionalathlete #yosemite
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holidays in reno!! just like baby jesus!! tickets on sale now!!!
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nfl week 1 is more important than immigrants eating pets. time for a #toshshow emergency pod!! #thecheetah #finsup #windowsup #shitshow #enigma #nfl #miamidolphins #tyreekhill
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i don’t use the word hero lightly and i won’t start today. but if you see a helicopter heading toward an accident, it might be today’s #toshshow guest. #flightparamedic #criticalcareparamedic #gettothechoppa #blackhawkdown #reno911
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