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Dan Kalmar

@dankalmar

Just my two cents (adjusted for inflation)

 Toronto
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Joined December 2008
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Trying to please everyone is the first step toward pleasing no one. But it's also for sure the first step toward pleasing everyone.
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Pot with performance anxiety can't boil while you watch cbc.ca/comedy/pot-with-perfo…
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REPORT: Pretty sure guy showed up at cottage with just a guitar cbc.ca/comedy/report-pretty-…
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Man hoping 'most of his vacation time' a good enough gift for destination wedding cbc.ca/comedy/man-hoping-mos…
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STUDY: Cilantro not thrilled about 50% of population either cbc.ca/comedy/study-cilantro…
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"A higher minimum wage will lead to more automation!" -person who doesn't understand that automation is coming regardless
Woman gives birth to brand new Instagram feed cbc.ca/comedy/woman-gives-bi…
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British man just going to see exactly what accent will let him get away with cbc.ca/comedy/british-man-ju…
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Smoking in a Benz is the ultimate sign of wealth. It both shows that you can afford a Benz and that you don’t care about its resale value.
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Nothing makes me feel more uneducated than when I didn’t know a movie was a book first.
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24 million Americans enter every March Madness pool in hopes of affording healthcare in future cbc.ca/comedy/24-million-ame…
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I want positivity on social media, just not LinkedIn-comment-section positivity.
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Passive aggressive power move: if you're waiting for someone to respond to a text, endorse them on LinkedIn for Text Messaging.
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Traffic jam solved through honking cbc.ca/comedy/traffic-jam-so…
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Unpaid intern contributes 18% of his experience to RRSP cbc.ca/comedy/unpaid-intern-…
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Every Christmas dinner I live life to the fullest.
It's a he said, "that's what she said!" situation.
Tourist checks out hotel bar to really get feel for city cbc.ca/comedy/funnystuff/tou…
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Hey restaurants, maybe stop calling the navigation bar on your website a "Menu" since you're a restaurant and menu means something else.
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Each year for Christmas, @GreyhoundBus charges me double the rates I normally pay. And I didn't even get them anything! Is this true love?
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Man skeptical of CNN believes anything on TotallyRealNews.info cbc.ca/beta/comedy/funnystuf…
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