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Welp, I guess I can finally add author to my resume? 🤷 My first book will be available next week: Hard/Soft cover available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble + more. Ebook on iTunes/Apple! All that's left now to say is...CHEERS! 🥂 #cocktails #liqpic
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Now that Millennials are getting into office we should focus on the critical issues, like requiring logging trucks to have a closed back.
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I’m at the McDonald’s
I’m at the Ballot Box
I’m at the combination McDonald’s & Ballot Box
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i hate gay halloween, what do you mean you’re anne hathaway’s 2026 instagram bio
📸 by @JohnLagucki
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what do you mean you’re the girl who makes Red Bull drinks on TikTok from the Shoe Carnival stockroom for Halloween
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Avísenle a Mallory que haga el tempus infinitum para que evite que escriban esta temporada #AHS13
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I can’t believe I’m saying this but after 16 years, it’s finally here. The official music video for “Backstabber” drops TOMORROW at 1pm EST 🔪
Click below to join me for the premiere. Text me for some special treats ✨ youtu.be/d02bibFGMp0
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When your physics professor wants to begin a dialogue about forces on the surface of water
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The captions putting “immerge” in quotations like that alskjakalaksjak. That is NOT a word. #LoveIslandUSA
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sincere talking about the highs and lows of his relationship with melanie and it’s been a week #loveislandusa
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#newbies NBC has opened submissions on its TV writing program. No application fee. You need 2 original pilots of the same basic type, a resume, & 2 personal essays of 400 words apiece. They accept submissions until June 21. Check out NBCU's many programs!
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