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jono hall

@dannyrocketer

I have a biscuit. His name is Cedric.

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Joined February 2009
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A frozen pea escaped from the bag and landed on the floor as I was pouring some out. I said ‘escapea’ and I’ve never been prouder of anything in my life.
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A thing I wrote on optimism and happiness. currencynews.co.za/smash-and…
Smash and grab your happiness | Financial Mail

Smash and grab your happiness | Financial Mail

Optimism isn’t as passive as people assume. If you make a habit of looking for four-leaf clovers, chances are you’ll find them

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I don’t often post my commercials work here, but in this case the exception feels justified – if only because I’m super proud of the work we did with Joe Public and Flying Fish on this. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It’s a billboard. #surprisinglygood #flyingfish
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I went in search of Christmas at the mall. It was weird. currencynews.co.za/christmas…
Christmas in the Upside-Down | Financial Mail

Christmas in the Upside-Down | Financial Mail

South Africa was not made for northern hemisphere Christmas gumph. Luckily, it’s found its own brand of festive cheer

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Oops I’ve been at the writing again. currencynews.co.za/the-death…
The death of a neighbourhood wine bar | Financial Mail

The death of a neighbourhood wine bar | Financial Mail

Jono Hall laments the death of a favourite neighbourhood drinks spot – asking what it means about Joburg and Joburgers

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Delight in my stressful attempt to not be stressed. It’s here! 👇🏼 currencynews.co.za/the-stres…
The stress of getting rid of stress | Financial Mail

The stress of getting rid of stress | Financial Mail

It’s an irony of life that some of the activities that are supposed to relax us – going on holiday, physical activity, spending time with family – are inherent…

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Someone had to actually invent the concept of vowels. That’s wild to me.
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Well this idiot story got the fate it deserved.
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The most galling thing being that England were the only ‘powerhouse’ (🤭) to make it through. Much in the same way someone trips and falls on their ass but tries to pass it off as though that’s what they meant to do all along.
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I have not tweeted in ages. But I break my winter to humbly beg @MBMBaM to start using quora as their Yahoo/Wikihow substitute.
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Wish me luck I guess.
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Sweaty and awake.
When I am asked later in life when my alcoholism really like…got going, it will be the easiest of answers – the summer load-shedding season of 2021.
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In a parallel universe someone has designed a hell and this is what it is.
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The acid-trip kid’s TV-show theme-song that is the Sri-Lankan National Anthem is a fucking JAM.
It’s amazing how whenever a review of a movie or a show describes it as ‘slow-moving’ or ‘tedious’ I’m *instantly* like… “Come! To! Papa!” 💁🏻‍♂️
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I don’t know if I should cook with it, or give it the one ring. #tomato #eyeofsauron
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I haven’t played drums professionally in almost 20 years. I think about it every day.
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I’m watching a puffed-up, sexually overeager male pigeon try chase down an utterly disinterested female and it’s every Friday night at a bar there has ever been.
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I just dreamed I was at a body corporate meeting. Nothing happened. There were no secret passages. No one turned into a ham. I was just…. at a meeting. fml I don’t even have the imagination to dream weird shit anymore damn you Covid.
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