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Went to see Dave Chappelle’s event at Madison Square Garden Saturday night. He, Geof Wills, and Louis Faranda really took care of me with All Access throughout the evening. Seeing the extraordinary lyrics of his poetic genius comedy, hugging him once again, and feeling his powerful kind aura… while simultaneously roasted me face-to-face backstage … was truly special.
Although, the affects of a night with Dave and his incredible new school variety show with so many great comics like @ciphasounds, @marshallbrandonstory, @moamer, Black Star, @realmichaelbuffer, @bustarhymes, @llcoolj …left me a little hungover. ❤️🅱️
From the show, from right to left: Me, Dave Chappelle, Louis Faranda, Caroline Hirsh, and Andrew Fox.
“I like the movie where Martin Lawrence plays a cop.”
“Bad Boys?”
“No.”
“Blue Streak?”
“No.”
“Big Momma’s House?”
“No.
“Nationa Security?”
“No.”
“Bad Boys 2?”
“No.”
“Big Momma’s House 2?”
“No.”
“Big Momma: Like Father Like Son?”
“Wait—you’re right. Bad Boys was the one.”
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Chris Rock ran into his childhood bully decades later, and the bully was working for him.
Chris says school was a horrible existence for him.
The closest character he can relate to is Tim Robbins in The Shawshank Redemption.
He says every day was hell, and he got beaten up and physically hurt.
Years later, Chris was making a movie called Top Five.
One day on set, he noticed one of his old bullies was working security on the movie.
It was the same guy who once turned him upside down at school and shook the money out of his pockets.
Chris looked at him and asked if it was really him, and the guy nodded, kind of ashamed.
Chris was directing the movie, and the man had to spend the whole day watching him.
He could have had him thrown off the set or fired on the spot.
But he didn't do either one.
In the video below, Chris Rock tells it himself, including what he said to the man and why he says he never had to get revenge.
Dan Ramos retweeted
Little Richard opened the envelope at the 1988 Grammys and announced the winner: himself.
"You all never gave me no Grammy, and I've been singing for years. I am the architect of rock and roll!"
The crowd laughed and gave him a standing ovation. But he wasn't really joking.
His record label reportedly paid him half a cent for every record he sold. In 1959 he sold the publishing rights to his biggest hits, including "Tutti Frutti," for about $10,000. Those songs went on to make millions for other people for decades. In 1984 he sued for more than $100 million in unpaid royalties.
He never won a single competitive Grammy in his life.
He made the music. Who got the money?
OPEN-MICERS - Pete Roast Battles Dan at The Comedy Store
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Can you guys believe I was just named Chief of Staff? Whoooaa brozzz.
Have a great weekend, you guys. If you’re in Michigan, come laugh with me at @ComedyCastle Detroit. Shows tonight through Sunday.
OPEN-MICERS - Pete Roast Battles Dan at The Comedy Store youtu.be/T9Gmmt7v4tI?si=KnLm… via @YouTube
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Chris Pratt telling his 1st wife he needs space to focus on his career and not his family bc he felt held back...only to impregnate Arnold's daughter, marry her, have the kid and say how great it is to finally have a healthy child...bc his child with wife 1 has a disability. He sickens me and his fake Christianity makes it worse
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Val Kilmer wanted the role of Jim Morrison so badly he spent thousands of his own dollars on an eight-minute audition tape. In it, he slipped between the different versions of the Lizard King—young and wild, later and heavier—singing and reading poetry until Oliver Stone had no choice but to pay attention.
He wasn’t even a big Doors fan at first, beyond the radio hits. So he taught himself roughly fifty songs by heart.
Fifteen of them ended up in the movie, and he sang nearly all the vocals himself. When the real band members listened, they sometimes couldn’t tell Kilmer’s voice from Morrison’s.
For nearly a year before cameras rolled, he lived it. He studied every scrap of footage, practiced the stage prowl (even getting tips from Paula Abdul), and absorbed endless stories from producer Paul Rothchild.
He wore the tight leather pants until they were properly gamey. Special contact lenses dilated his pupils so he always looked a little stoned—and made his balance unsteady, which helped the performance along.
Before filming began, more than a hundred people gathered around a campfire on a Malibu beach. They threw herbs into the flames, circled, and retraced Morrison’s steps in a kind of purification ritual.
Kilmer, hair already dyed and permed into the right shaggy shape, walked with them.
On set he rarely dropped character. The schedule was brutal, Stone wanted the mood, and Kilmer had already decided he was mostly playing a poet who happened to be a rock star.
Clothes stayed unwashed. People got called by their character names. When it was over, he needed therapy to climb back out of the role.
Years later, fans still sometimes tattooed Kilmer’s face thinking it was Morrison. He took it as the highest compliment.
The man who once said the leather pants probably killed Morrison had spent a year breathing in them anyway; and made the rest of us believe, for a couple of hours, that the Lizard King had stepped back into the light 🎶🎤🎸
Dan Ramos retweeted
Eminem live at the Whisky a Go Go in 1998, a year before The Slim Shady LP blew up. We upscaled the fan footage to HD, before and after. 🎤
I’m Latino.
No i’m white.
No I’m Latino. -Ramos Estévez
Martin Sheen says one of his biggest regrets is not working under his real name, Ramón Estévez, because a Hispanic surname in 1959 New York was not an advantage.
He told Josh Horowitz on Happy Sad Confused.
"Officially, I've never changed my name."
"There was great prejudice in the city against the Puerto Ricans"
"I regret it deeply"
"And then I frankly I begged him to keep it."
He's talking about Emilio, who stayed Estevez. Charlie went with Sheen. One father, two sons, two different names, and he still wishes he'd kept his own.
ft: @joshuahorowitz Happy Sad Confused on youtube
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Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos made $49.8 million in 2023. Aaron Paul won three Emmys for Breaking Bad, a show Netflix has streamed since 2011. He says Netflix pays him $0 for it.
He said it on a picket line, outside the studio that made the show.
In the video below, Paul stands outside Sony in 2023 and says: "I don't get a piece from Netflix on Breaking Bad, to be totally honest, and that's insane to me."
Breaking Bad ran on AMC from 2008 to 2013. Paul has said it drew about 700,000 viewers before Netflix. Then Netflix put the early seasons online, people binged them, and the finale pulled 10.3 million.
"I just saw the other day Breaking Bad was trending on Netflix," he says. "Shows live forever on these streamers."
At the same picket, Bryan Cranston is blunter. Without unions, he says, management "will just keep stuffing their pockets."
The case for Netflix: it didn't make the show. Sony did, and Netflix paid Sony to stream it. When Paul signed on in 2007, Netflix was still mostly mailing DVDs. And he was paid for every episode he shot.
The case for Paul: the show keeps making money from his face, years after the cameras stopped. He says he doesn't.
One man helped run Netflix that year and made $49.8 million. The other played Jesse Pinkman, and he says he got $0.
The show never stopped making money. It just stopped paying him.
So does Netflix owe Aaron Paul a cut, or was he already paid in full?
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Noah Wyle says Eddie Murphy told him to “fuck off” when he asked for an autograph at 9.
“I met Eddie Murphy once when I was a kid. I asked him for his autograph, and I said, ‘I really like you on SNL.’ He goes, ‘What are you doing up that late?’ And I said, ‘Can I have your autograph?’ He goes, ‘Fuck off, man.’”
“I was 9. Now I always sign an autograph whenever a 9-year-old needs one. I sign that so fast.”
Years later, his daughter turned the story into a birthday gift.
“I’ve told this story in my house, and last year for my birthday, my 10-year-old daughter didn’t know what to get me. So she printed up a picture of Eddie Murphy and wrote, ‘Dear Noah, you’re a great kid, Eddie Murphy.’ She spelled Eddie E-d-d-y, and I have it framed in my office.”
“She came up with the story. She’s like, ‘Dad, you’re never gonna believe who I saw yesterday. Eddie Murphy. And we got what you’ve always wanted, his autograph.’ Then they gave me the gifts. She’s a doll. She’s the best.”





















