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7/25/91: RFA Brendan Shanahan signs with STL
9/4/91: Scott Stevens awarded to NJD
7/27/95: Shanahan to Hartford for Pronger
8/2/05: Pronger to Edmonton for Eric Brewer+
2/18/11: Brewer to Tampa Bay for 3rd round pick in 2011+
6/25/11: #stlblues 3rd round pick?
Jordan Binnington
I’m at my kid’s first kindergarten soccer game and I’m so pissed at their teacher/coach! His opening formation to start the game is ALL WRONG!! #stlblues
LOL at all the mental hopscotch, salary cap jenga, and roster origami #stlblues fans went through over this kid.
Nikishin’s deal is 3M salary.
After being a 10.2.c free agent with no rights or offer sheet eligibility, after this 1 year deal (assuming he plays 10 games) he’ll be both offer sheet and arbitration eligible.
puckpedia.com/player/alexand…
LOL the mental hopscotch, roster origami, and salary cap jenga over this kid was comical.
Nikishin’s deal is 3M salary.
After being a 10.2.c free agent with no rights or offer sheet eligibility, after this 1 year deal (assuming he plays 10 games) he’ll be both offer sheet and arbitration eligible.
puckpedia.com/player/alexand…
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What an incredible moment in team history. Congratulations #gosensgo
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Imagine being so starved for something your fanbase can celebrate that your proudest moment is collectively hating Brady Tkachuk. No championships, no glory, just a heartwarming sense of community built around being miserable assholes. Well done, #gosensgo. Hang the banner.
"It would've been great if everyone in Ottawa had turned their back for the video tribute and just took all the oxygen away from Brady because he lives for that oxygen, positive or negative"
@mattsekeres | @justBlakePrice | @JeffMarek
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This is why I laugh at most trade rumors. Every #insiderrr had Hellebuyck being traded to BUF.
🚨 Trade
To #NJDevils
Connor Hellebuyck 33 y/o G, Yr 3/7 $8.5M
to #GoJetsGo
Dawson Mercer 24 y/o F, Yr 3/3 $4M - RFA
Nico Daws 25 y/o G, Yr 1/2 $1.1M
Nick Bjugstad 34 y/o F, Yr 2/2 $1.75M
Alexander Command
'29 2nd
'27 7th
NDJ adds net $1.65M cap hit
puckpedia.com/trade/1212?6ad…
A vulgar meltdown, a random nerd card, and an immediate block - all from an X account barely a month old. The 2026 #stlblues fanboi starter pack is complete. Nothing screams hockey credibility quite like rage-posting your way through puberty. You’re doing it wrong, champ.
