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Thinking, on the whole, is pretty much a waste of time.

Locked in a vortex of doom
Joined July 2013
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Sorry how anyone can say the quality of the racing was not much improved from last year is beyond me. Even if you didn’t like last week, this one was significantly better. Far more of the overtakes were in corners / under braking compared to Australia #ChineseGP #f1
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Legibility trade off is 100% worth it. Going to the thousandth is not valuable insight during a race. Quali, absolutely - that's a different story altogether. Race engineers round gap information for their drivers to the nearest tenth, not thousandth. If it's good enough for them, it's good enough for us. People just don't like change. 🤷‍♂️
Don't know what you have until it's gone 😔
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Hey guys. I hate to be the bearer of bad news but, Trump didn’t change. I keep seeing people say “I didn’t change, Trump did”. And, no. Trump has always been an obvious conman. His entire life. It’s never been unclear, it has never been hard to see, it has never been a mystery. Y’all need to just accept that you fell for an obvious con from an obvious conman. Just own it.
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Objectively that was a pretty decent F1 race, and a pretty good 1st weekend for the new regs overall - enjoyed it more than I thought I might. Ferrari need to re-sort their strategy (again) asap - that was back to 2022 spec. #AustralianGP #skyf1
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Jon Stewart responded to MAGA's criticism of Bad Bunny's halftime performance during his monologue on The Daily Show. "When did the right become such fucking pussies? Remember 2017? Remember what you hated about liberals? Perpetually offended, safe spaces, censoring free speech, culture of victimhood. Remind you of anyone? 'Oh, I can't go 15 minutes without listening to country music. I need a separate show.' 'Oh, that skier triggered me. I can't sleep.' Not the best imitation, but you know what I'm going for. "This whole culture war this weekend has really demonstrated one thing. It's that for all of MAGA's triumphalism, it's not a movement that seems confident in its position. These people who control every branch of government are so triggered by someone singing in Spanish for 20 minutes, they need to create their own safe space alternative halftime show, where Trad Bunny over here is singing songs about how he can't even enjoy sitting in a truck and drinking beer because he knows that somewhere out there, there's a trans person. "It's actually fucking pathetic. The gap between the power you all wield and the victimhood you all claim is the real offense. If you didn't actually have the power to do so much damage in our country, I think we all dismiss it as a weak and pathetic pity party. That's what you're throwing."
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Dan ™ retweeted
Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.
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Dan ™ retweeted
A new @IMSA driver rating for people like myself who have no racing experience but feel capable of driving a race car slowly around the track during a six-hour FCY so the actual drivers can conserve energy. Tin. It will be Platinum, Gold, Silver, Bronze and Tin. #Rolex24
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It's becoming disturbingly possible that the only reason we raided Venezuela was so Pres. Trump could extort the Noble Prize from it's rightful laureate, and the only reason Pres. Trump is trying to tear NATO to pieces over Greenland is because Norway refused to give him the Nobel Prize in the first place. There's no strategy. There's no doctrine. This is all just about Donald Trump's sense of insecurity and resentment toward those who don't think he's everything he thinks himself to be.
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Psst, Denmark… Tell this administration the Epstein files are in Greenland… they’ll lose all interest and will never be able to find it.
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This is how a true champion should behave: Max Verstappen had a terrible race, but he’s genuinely thrilled for Nico Hülkenberg. Max is so happy for Nico, it’s as if he won the race himself 🧡💚 teapawt.org/mverstappenews/status/…
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The Monaco GP 2025
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If you don’t get it - Unfollow me, we are not going to understand each other.
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We know this is what you need to cure the race day blues 🫶 #WEC #6HSpa @circuitspa
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Leclerc defending against Norris
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Absolutely crazy how this clip aged
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Replying to @F1
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Utterly devastated. EJ has left us. Formula One won’t see the likes of Eddie ever again where a guy with a love for racing can hustle his way into the sport and end up winning races. More important than race wins though, he won hearts. I will never forget how his face would always light up whenever he saw a Jordan GP jacket, flag or cap… as we traveled the world together years after the team had been sold. His greatest achievements were Mikki, Zoe, Kyle and Zak. His incredible 4 kids who share his spirit. His wife Marie is one of the strongest, most wonderful women I have ever met. The 4 years we spent together hosting F1 on the BBC were greatest of my career. Wing-walking, scooter riding, car driving madness that I know he loved deeply. His incredible spirit and love of life lives on in me, and my children who were lucky enough to meet him and hear all about him. Eddie lit up a room whenever he entered it. That is a lesson for us all - be the light in the room. I was lucky enough to share one, final, cherished meal with him and his boys a few months ago. It was special. We talked about me doing one last interview with him. Sadly that will never happen. As I left his departing words were ‘I love you brother’. I love you. Brother. One of the 3 Amigos is gone. The world seems a little less bright this morning. Farewell friend. Play the spoons up there for me ❤️❤️❤️
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Trump is heading to Mar-a-lago to GOLF all weekend on the Taxpayers’ dime. This trip will cost taxpayers approximately $3 million, or to put it another way, enough money for USAID to feed approximately 300,000 starving kids all weekend. INEFFICIENT!
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This is the ultimate dick boss move from Musk - except he isn’t even the boss, he’s just a dick.
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