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Joined July 2009
Danny Clements retweeted
LISANDRO MARTINEZ, 13 OCTOBER: "I expect more. 100%. I expect more from our technical director..." LISANDRO MARTINEZ, 31 OCTOBER: "LEEEEEEEEEEERRRROYYY JENNNNNNKINNNSSS"
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🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: VAR have released proof that Estevao was OFFSIDE!
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Salute to Estevao 👏🏾 On another day he has a hat trick and gets all the glory. Let him build some momentum and he will fly. Special talent.
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We hate Tottenham, CHELSEA
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Danny Clements retweeted
ai could never replace a cigarette outside a nightclub at 3:47am
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My wife told me that if she ever starts showing symptoms of Alzheimer's she would end herself. I replied: "That's the 10th time you told me that today."
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Danny Clements retweeted
dressing up as a high functioning alcoholic who's going to the pub to drink 14 beers for Halloween this year
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United's lineup against Chelsea got leaked a day early ffs
Cwel, dziwka, kurwa, małpa, cipa, śmieć, pedał, pedofil, gej, pizda, syn kurwy
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Danny Clements retweeted
“neto is at the top of mount everest we’ll have to start estevao” xabi alonso:
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Hahahaha Henderson, got time for that
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Danny Clements retweeted
Was going to reply to this… then seen his profile name… then clicked the profile…. Currently taking my eyes out. 🙂
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"I have images!"👀 Mikel Arteta claims that other managers are getting away without bookings for exceeding the technical area after he received a yellow card for the offence against Everton.
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Mikel Arteta makes the very weird claim that Max Dowman is the first 16yo to ever play football… and rightly gets called out for lying! 🤥 Just look at his face when he realises 😂😭
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Jesus how long does it take you guys to eat
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Danny Clements retweeted
sometimes I wish I wasn’t such a nosy cunt
Replying to @harbordelsol
omg why is she this hot🥺
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🚨YOU KEEP SCROLLING EVEN WHEN I TELL YOU NOT TO. STOP. DO NOT SCROLL UP. 🚨 t.co/o5TD11qiKm
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Danny Clements retweeted
I have to word this very carefully so as not to be taken out of context- WHEN I WAS 13 and saw this music video for the first time, I thought Stacy was prettier than her mom.
fountains of wayne - stacy’s mom 2003
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Danny Clements retweeted
looney tunes ass video😭😭
Will they ever meet? 🤔👀 Two men are walking around a massive circular water tank, trying to find each other.
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Danny Clements retweeted
this being real footage from a bbc one doc and not ai is making me so happy
A seal accidentally pops up and scares a polar bear cub while it was happily making snowballs
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Danny Clements retweeted
Daniel Radcliffe’s son when he sees his dad put on a pair of round glasses
Daniel Radcliffe says his son still doesn’t know he’s Harry Potter and he wants to keep it that way for as long as possible. ‘For as long as I can just be his dad… I will.’ [via/ TMDB]
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The quoted statement is real (from a Feb 2026 NYT interview) but the accompanying photo is AI-generated/fake. ign.com/articles/danie… tgcom24.mediaset.it/spettacolo/dan… x.com/PotterWorldW/s…
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Danny Clements retweeted
Thanks everyone really helpful
Anyone by any chance on the 13:35 flight from Luton to Prague? #BHAFC
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